I kissed a girl and I liked it

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
21

I posted this in another thread a few days ago and I still can’t get rid of it.

22

According to WebMD the most common earworms are:

  1. Other. Everyone has his or her own worst earworm.
  2. Chili’s “Baby Back Ribs” jingle.
  3. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
  4. “We Will Rock You”
  5. Kit-Kat candy-bar jingle (“Gimme a Break …”)
  6. “Mission Impossible” theme
  7. “YMCA”
  8. “Whoomp, There It Is”
  9. “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
  10. “It’s a Small World After All”

Apologies in advance for the 9 earworms I’ve now planted for you, multiple apologies if you can multi-task your thoughts and now have all of those songs playing simultaneously in your head

23

What’s a sobule? Sounds like something you get on your lip after kissing a girl (and, presumably, liking it).

24

Yep, me too.

25

All the Single Ladies (all the single ladies)
All the Single Ladies (all the single ladies)

Wo- oh- ohhhh Wo - oh -ohh Wo - oh- ohhhhh Wo - oh- ohhhhh

26

Someone with a fine tenor voice is often singing *You Are My Sunshine *in my head. He only knows three verses.

Please extend my thanks to your daughter, kaylasdad99. Makes that song much more tolerable.

27

I hate you. Because you see… I don’t know the Normal version.
I know the Cobra Starship version of the Song. :frowning: I thought I had forgotten about it. But nooo.
Damn you!!!
I kissed a Boy.

28

“Wookin pa Nub”

29

At first I thought it was a brilliant parody of the direction of a particular sub-genre of current pop music. Then I realized it was in earnest. And finally, to my horror, I discovered myself humming the chorus refrain every now and then completely out of the blue. And I’m a guy. Aaaargh!

I’m talkin’ about Smell Yo Dick. (In case the song’s name is not enough of an indicator, this link is to the NSFW uncensored version of the video.)

Why you comin’ home, five in the mo’n –
What’s been goin’ on, can I smell yo’ dick?

30

“I Will Be Your Friend” by the VeggieTales. I have a three year old niece, and I spent an entire weekend at my sister’s house. Go find it on Youtube or something and suffer as I have suffered.

EDIT: Actually, it alternates between that and I’m On A Boat by Lonely Island. So retardedly awesome. What makes it worse, is I saw a music video with T.I. and Justin Timberlake which was actually serious and somber and emotional and such, and I can’t even pay attention to it because I just hear “I’m on a Boat!” over and over again :smiley:

31

Capital! (dahdah dahdah dadadah)
Capital!
Capital! (dahdah dahdah dadadah)

I really should know better than to listen to a foreign song whose chorus consists entirely of a common English word.

32

Why are there so many
songs about rainbows?
And whaaaaaatssss on the Oooooother side?

33

What’s gonna work?
TEEEEEAMWORK!

34

Yesterday’s earworm for me was:

*Do your ears hang low?
Can you swing 'em to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? *
Replace ears with various other words if you like.

35

HOLY #$%! I had no idea this song existed. As the chorus unrolled I felt my thoughts course through rapid changes:

  • NO this can’t be a real song, it must be some sort of parody. Hey! Maybe he’s gay!
  • I was filled with anger, how could they make such a stupid, classless tune
  • Please, make this song go away, and I promise I’ll at least consider listening to a Billy Bob Thornton tune.
  • I’m so sad that American pop culture, and apparently American relationships have reached this new low. Did people used to smell each others dicks back in the day?
    And now, acceptance. She wants to smell his dick. She wants to sing a song about this request. So it’s a sign of the apocalypse, so what.

AND now I have the worst song ever stuck in my head, and if without constant vigilance I’ll start singing it when I drive, and Ms. Attack and the Attackkids will hear me.
Ceptin! Sing ‘Its a Small World’ to me.

36

That is the fucking best. I’ll take him if you’re done with him. :smiley:

37

If you look to the right of the YouTube video for That Song, you will find a link to an “unplugged” cover done by a male artist with an acoustic guitar. Which is also very catchy. And funny.

38

Try as I might, I just can’t get this song out of my head.

39

I am going to be kind and not post my earworm here. Suffice it to say that my brothers have fallen in love with one of the most hated songs on the internet, and are constantly singing it.

Although at least it’s not as bad as when they were into the Llama Song…