I am the most unobservant person in the world. I was planning to do what ever other Doper has done once they reached 1,000 posts–start my own topic in MPSIMS and brag about it.
So what happens? I’m casually posting to a topic in GQ, and look at the number of posts–1,003.
Oops.
Well, at least I didn’t forget my wedding anniversary (I think).
It’s my duty; my duty as a complete and utter bastard.–Arnold J. Rimmer.
Congrats to you…
** I’m a 'silly little southern belle ass. Sigh. ** Original by needs2know
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
I did the same thing with 1,500.
Except I didn’t notice until about 1,535 or so.
Anyway, nice going!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Hi, Guy! Many congrats to you!! 
You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino
That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>
I, too, procrastinate.
Happy 500th, Guy!
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Way to go Guy!!
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
I lost count at 50. WTG Guy!
I have chainmail underwear.