I know a girl who’s a finalist for the Playboy “Girls of Wal-Mart” pictorial. This is truly both pointless and mindless. I mean, anyone who knows me knows the area of the country I live in, so figuring out who she is should be pretty elementary.
Anyway, I knew that she had a profile on www.ratemybody.com, and that she had a website which featured webcam pics and stuff, but no nudity.
Until now.
I mean, she’s not a DEAR friend. More like a casual acquaintance. But she’s also very cute. And now, after ponying up the $20 to access the website, I’ve seen her naked.
Which, I’ll confess, is going to make it a little strange the next time I talk to her.
The nub of it is, I was actually a little disappointed. Her nipples are too big.
It’s one thing if I discover that after dating someone, where there’s already an attachment. However, I know this beforehand, which puts a crimp in any crush I might have had on her.