damn finger cold!! neat, not need
Yer all cold. Keep guessing.
The hamster that runs the SDMB server has finally keeled over and died?
I don’t care where you read it, UncleB - they cannot successfully transplant nostril hair to your head.
You’ve become a sober non-drinking man?
You’re not only Uncle Beer but Papa Beer as well?
You attempted to stop a chainsaw with your genitials, and are now suing the company that made it for millions part of which you will give to me, Rutiger J. Fizzlebottom.
Also JimB if UncleBeer is changing his name to UncleGinderAle wouldn’t he bottom AuntGinderAle?
Ok my last part made no sense I meant “wouldn’t he become AuntGinderAle?” Yes, I know no gender is misspelled but you get the idea. Actually, it might have been funnier without the change (or at least to me).
You’re the new poster child for Left-D*** Liberals Anonymous?
Is it small enough to fit up your nose?
Does it have anything to do with bear wiz?
When you prick it, does it bleed?
Oh, but that is vhere you are miztekken, OncleBeerenheimer.
Yoo see, ve have vays of making yoo talk…
The board’s running on a new server?
Oh, Uke, cheer up. I can sell you a really nice bridge for practically wholesale. And it’s right in your neighborhood.
As for the OP, hmmm…
Uncle Beer knows Cecil’s secret identity?
Uncle Beer knows how they can take a can’t miss gold mine like Tomb Raider and turn it into a trite piece of crap?
Uncle Beer knows where Maxwell Smart lost the aircraft carrier?
Uncle Beer has purchased a Chinese Magnetic Immortality Ring that grants him Vast Sexual Potency.
As opposed to whatever level of sexual potentcy he claims to have had before.
You’ve found the secret location of all the lost left socks in the universe?
Congress reintroduced prohibition into law?
You know what “it” is?
You’ve discovered the origin of “The Whole Nine Yards”
Alternitively, you’re lonely and have posted in desparation. My personal choice.
All right UncleBeer, spill it. What’s in Al Capone’s vault?
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition?