More like Cecil and Ed walk past a bar -------- hey! It could happen some day!
And if God had wanted me to be a stand-up comic, he wouldn’t have invented the stool.
He only took tips.
A man walked up to me and said he hadn’t had a bite in days…
Yo mama didn’t bite at all..
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To join the Dopers on the other side.
That’s what she said
Because it was stapled to a coyote?
What’s the deal with Ovaltine?
Me too, Quasi! you’re one of the good ones…
Jake
…so I shot him.
Good to hear from you Quasi!
Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
And please don’t drink and drive.
But if you do drink and drive, drive real fucking fast!
Please don’t applaud, just throw money on the stage!
Good to see ya again, Quasi!
Try the veal.
A baby seal walks into a club…
oof. Good to hear from you Quasi. Give our best to Dondra.
The Aristocrats.
I’ve been told to consider being a shut up comic.
mmm
I told my mon I wanted to be a comedian.
She said “Don’t do it, they’ll laugh at you!”.
Quasi! I was just thinking about you yesterday. Thanks for checking in and letting us know how you’re doing.
“They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian … They’re not laughing now.”
Damn, I get in trouble in meetings for saying funny things when i shouldn’t, and now I can’t think of anything…
But I wanted to say “Hey, Quasi! Nice to hear your ‘voice’! So glad you’re both doing well.”