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I expect there are websites devoted to such things. I haven’t checked.
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We know a man who has! *Don’t we **Argent Towers? *<Wink Wink. Nudge Nudge>
[QUOTE=Argent Towers]
There’s no way you’d ever be able to dumb it down enough for me to believe it was actually him.
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Are you not concerned he might be browsing for “Real Dolls” info one day, and be directed to this thread, or could you kick his ass? 
Aren’t you going to ask him to replace the laptop?
[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
Aren’t you going to ask him to replace the laptop?
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Why would the laptop need to be replaced? It’s not broken, just… soiled.
[QUOTE=Argent Towers]
Man, what a sociopath. Once, he got in a screaming match with my best friend over four dollars and an Arby’s sandwich
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That’s nothing. I know of a homicide in Indiana over a stolen Little Debbie snack cake.
“Little Debbie - the treat worth killing for.”
Anyone actually seen Argent Towers and the “roommate” together at the same time? I don’t know why, but I’m getting a Fight Club vibe…
Have you checked the laptop stains with a blacklight ?
[QUOTE=Student Driver]
Why would the laptop need to be replaced? It’s not broken, just… soiled.
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Well, have him pay to get it, well, “unsoiled”, then?
[Reads OP]
Argent Towers: ‘And that, Your Honor, is how the illegal content got on my computer.’
Ever thought about extending this living arrangement for another year, get a film crew in there, and sell it to a network?
I would totally fucking watch this!
This was a poor choice of thread to read while eating breakfast 
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
This was a poor choice of thread to read while eating breakfast 
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You could have read it at lunch. At Jack-In-The-Box. You want extra Jack sauce? (I know they don’t call it that. Just remembering an old Kevin Meanie [sp?] routine.)
[QUOTE=essell]
Atleast the real ones can clean themselves afterwards.
What you gonna do with the rubber one? Hold her upsidedown in the shower? Kinda of destroys the illusion.
Some real relationships may involve that but I don’t think it’s typical.
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I actually watched the same documentary that Argent’s roommate did (actually, I think I found it because of a thread on this board) and I seem to recall that the dolls are built so that you can clean parts of them by pulling them off and putting them in the dishwasher or something.
I do remember that the owners would also occasionally ship the dolls back to the factory for a full-service clean and repair.
And yes, it was super creepy.
[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
Well, have him pay to get it, well, “unsoiled”, then?
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Sounds like he might have to pay for, at most, screen cleaner. Maybe charge the guy an hourly rate for the time it takes to go in and erase temp files and cookies and such.
'course, it’d be interesting to see what could be unlodged from the keyboard with some compressed air, too… never know what could be lurking in there.
[QUOTE=shy guy]
And yes, it was super creepy.
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SO creepy. The part where the guy is crying and kissing the doll on the lips saying “I’ll miss you!” as he puts her in a crate to get her bathing suit area replaced. shudder
Here’s a link to the documentary in question (NSFW and 50 min long). It’s fascinating and creepy.
I second checking for spyware.
I know what’s going on, surprised no-one else figure this out yet.
The girl on Post #6 (the link) found the vile porn in the history and the cum stains on the laptop. She became suspicious of the activity especially since Argent and her have had these talks in the past. He needed a scape-goat this time with documentation so he started this thread with his poor, helpless, saintly and completely innocent neighbor as the bad guy.
Don’t worry, we’ve all been down that road buddy. Just don’t forget to erase your browser history and temp files in the future. Or you can create a separate account for the girlfriend. Problem solved.
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
[Reads OP]
Argent Towers: ‘And that, Your Honor, is how the illegal content got on my computer.’
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I was on a golf course the other day and the green was about two hundred yards away. I’m trying to figure out which club to use when I hear:
Ribbit 7 Iron
I look down and see a frog.
Ribbit 7 Iron , says the frog
Now, I’d never hit a 7 Iron 200 yards in my life, but I’d never met a talking frog before either, so I use the 7 Iron. Bam, right on the green.
I pick the frog up and take it to the next hole.
Par 3 and 120 yards away.
Ribbit 3 Wood
“What the hell”, I say to myself. Hit the ball as hard as I can with the 3 Wood, shank it, it caromes off a tree and right into the hole. Hole in One! I look down at the frog:
Ribbit Vegas
Well, who am I to argue. I pack up and head straight for the airport, fly to Las Vegas and go to the casinos.
I walk along until we pass the Roulette tables.
Ribbit
I look down at the frog.
Ribbit Red
Now we’re getting somewhere. I put all my money on red. It hits!
Ribbit Red
I do it again. Red hits again. I’m up 20,000 dollars at this point and look down at the frog expectantly.
Ribbit Hotel Room
Well, I know who’s calling the shots at this point. I check into a ritzy hotel room and put the frog down.
Ribbit Kiss me
Well shucks, it’s the least i can do. I lean down and kiss the frog. The frog turns into a beautiful, 16 year girl with beautiful brown hair and eyes and a body to die for naked as the day she was born…
And I swear Your Honor, that’s exactly how it happened!
[QUOTE=Argent Towers]
he once showed me this documentary on people who buy “real dolls” - lifelike replicas of human females that cost 6000 dollars, that you can fuck - and it had these interviews with all the weird, creepy guys who “lived” with these Real Dolls in lieu of an actual partner, and the whole time, he was defending them and was like, “these guys are totally right, you know - real women are all just whores, and they never want to go out with me because when I talk to them, they’re so intimidated by how much better I am than them.” I mean, seriously, this was the shit he was saying. Some crazy meth-freak whacko on the documentary was like, “all women are whores, but my Real Doll is pure,” and my “friend” was nodding his head and saying, “yeah, he’s right, he’s right.”
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I’m guessing that’s the same documentary that I watched about the first five minutes of. Guy in bed with his Doll, saying how he likes being in bed with her, looking at her and she watching him.
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She’s a Doll! Those eyes aren’t real! There is no way in hell she’s watching you!
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I wonder what else is on? click
Just so you know, if you want to take his big screen TV away, my tiny screen TV is on the verge of breaking. I mean, just so you know.
just sayin’
[QUOTE=shy guy]
I do remember that the owners would also occasionally ship the dolls back to the factory for a full-service clean and repair.
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You forgot the best part – the repair guy would occasionally have his way with the dolls he got! But, you know, just the hottest ones. I am torn on the issue, though. Perhaps it is best that vile human beings stick with inanimate objects, as long as they promise not to kill and dismember real women in the future.