HEY guys can’t you be a little forgiving I admit I was wrong. I am trying to make up for my bad taste.
I had an adrenalin rush and was very bored okay.
That was then have you never done something tacky once in a while. 0887
I feel I must apologize as well.
For the past five years I have been maintaining the lie that I am a middle-aged caucasian male, working for a German-based company in the Northeastern US.
I have allowed you all to believe that I have been married to the same woman for almost two decades, and that we have two daughters.
I have given the impression that I am fairly well read and educated.
This is all a lie.
I am actually a Markov chain sampler with support of Bayesian regression and classification running on a Toshiba laptop. I am not even really Scottish.
If I really had lips there would be nothng but truth coming from them.
Thank you.
Whoopee.
Yes you know what it was egostical of me to think someone would remember so I am going to go now and get on with things. I may just post in another thread here.
I am so glad you have forgiven me.
If not though life goes on. 0887
I’m actually a cantaloupe.
Carry on.
If you are truly “trying to make up for [your] bad taste”, how about trying to actually interact on the MB by reading and responding to threads you find interesting by adding meaningful, interesting, informative posts, rather than yelling “LOOK AT ME! FORGIVE ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!” in the Pit?
This could be your opportunity to come clean just as I have. bye bye now. 0887
Yes right you are right Kat. 0887
I just took a shower, and I am masturbating.
In a nutshell, I am coming clean.
Ba-dum ching.
Serious Response: 0887, since everything you’ve said up 'til now has been a lie, why should we believe anything else you have to say?
“Humerous” Response: Actually, I’ve been lying to. In fact, I’ve been lying hundreds and hundreds of times a day here on the SDMB. You see, there really is no Straight Dope. It’s just me, and about 5,000 socks.
I apologize to all the people I’ve misled.
Hey guess you have to take my word for it. 0887
I don’t watch “reality” television, 0887. If I wanted to see true stupidity, I guess I’d keep reading this thread.
Oh wait…
nevermind.
And on preview, I see that Jack and Miller have been combining their forces.
Masturbating…socks… 5000 times??! Gotta be a record.
I KNEW IT!!!
:eek:
Excuse me, I think I’ve just burst a frontal lobe. I’ll be back. Honest.
It is horrible and yet I want to keep reading.
0887, were you contemplating Christianity? If so, were you also lying about that?
(I could have you completely mixed up with someone else, in which case I apologize profusely.)
Well, since I’m a woman, and you apparantly DONT like women, though you said you do, I don’t really want to check out how ‘bad’ you are.
I would be very happy if you shut up though. Attention whore.
This will be my last post to this thread, and likely to anything you have to say in the future. Fare thee well, shining maiden! And please attempt to use proper punctuation and grammar.
How many of you have never lied please tell me and if you haven’t then judge me.
Have any of you guys ever been unfaithful to your wife?
You really need to be a kinder and more gentler people. 0887
Yes Lel I was and that was real.
I just had a silly moment when I was or lost control out of boredom really? 0887
Why the fuck do you end every post with 0887?
Christ, we know who’s posting. It says so about 2 inches to the side of the body of your post!