Orange you glad he brought up old jokes and citrus fruits?
As long as you don’t want to beat the pulp out of me.
It’s all about the vitamins, C?
That was said with lots of zest.
I once thought that I was drowning in a big lake of lemonade, but it was only a Fanta sea.
Tell your little girl to use Fanta if she seltzer lemonade in the front yard.
I added some fertilizer to my citrus trees. I think of it as “Lemon Aid.”
I stayed inside and watched CNN. Don Lemon was on.
Why does Don Lemon always look so sour?
Actually I find him rather zesty.
I’ve always considered Don Lemon a purveyor of yellow journalism.
In his salad days, when he was green in judgment (thanks, Shakespeare), was he known as “Don Lime”?
If he was of lower quality, it would be sublime.
When he was a kid, he was just a little squirt.
All I know is he dismisses his daughter as being a little tart.
Maybe he should butter her up:
Butter mother might object.
My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter, but I can’t. I’m on a roll now.
That sounds like a pat statement.
Sam tried to squeeze by, by greasing himself with butter, but he left himself no margarine for error.