I like bananas a bunch

Please keep us abreast of any new developments.

I’m not sure if we can trust him. He’s been known to say things in chest.

I guess that would make you feel like a total boob.

Don’t be too hard on him. As he’s gotten older his mammary is not as good as it used to be.

Grow old along with me – the breast is yet to be.

I just saw that scientists are developing a breast implant that’s made out of oak fibers. That just seems like it would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?

Oak tits never fail to arouse, knockers on wood.

I have some funny jokes to tell about Grandma’s saggy tits. They’re real knee-slappers.

Strange to think – boobies and tits are both birds, but neither of them are hooters.

That makes me think of an ornithologist friend who tried online dating but never had any luck. He put that he was looking for a woman who has tits and swallows.

How much did he pay for that? I hope it wasn’t much, because if he had no success, they were robin him blind.

Hey, how about those blind hookers? You’ve really got to hand it to them.

I admit, I did not see that coming.

Ergo, you are not farcesighted.

Did you hear the one about the conceited logician? He was an ergomaniac.

I have a logic fetish – I can’t stop coming to conclusions.

I know a comical logician who produces silly-jism.

My penis refused to give me any jism. Finally, I just had to beat it out of him.

And she beats it to the door. Obviously in the wrong thread …

When she beat it for the door, did that leave you in a jam?