Did she beat it to the door because she’d come unhinged?
Is that another door post?
I was locked out and had to force the door open. I damaged the door post with the door pryer.
I’m not sure if the above meets the threshold we’ve come to expect in this thread.
Well, I don’t think it’s exactly an open-and-shut case.
I hate those people who knock on your door and say you need to get “saved” or you’ll “burn.” Stupid firemen.
I tried to get into the firefighter academy but I couldn’t stop, drop, enroll.
Kid I knew thought he was practicing to be a fireman by playing hydrant seek.
A lot of people seem to like doing their jobs at home. Firefighters not so much.
Sounds like it would be a perfect match.
I once tried get back together with my old flame but it turns out she was a complete miss match.
Maybe next time it’ll be a Miss Fire.
Didn’t she, along with Miss Earth and Miss Wind, go on to form an R&B group?
Yes, and Miss Water wanted to join, but Earth got muddled and Fire was put out, so Wind reined it in.
I tried to go on a date with Fire, but she said she can’t go out.
I went on a date with the printer’s daughter but she really wasn’t my type.
I went on a date with a typesetter’s daughter, but she was too much of a character.
I went on a date with a farmer’s daughter who left the farm, went to Hollywood, and became an actress. She had no problem with a role in the hay.
I went on a date with the tailor’s daughter and she had me in stitches.
I used to date a stripper, and let me tell you something – this lady could get the paint off your walls in no time.