I like bananas a bunch

Did she beat it to the door because she’d come unhinged?

Is that another door post?

I was locked out and had to force the door open. I damaged the door post with the door pryer.

I’m not sure if the above meets the threshold we’ve come to expect in this thread.

Well, I don’t think it’s exactly an open-and-shut case.

I hate those people who knock on your door and say you need to get “saved” or you’ll “burn.” Stupid firemen.

I tried to get into the firefighter academy but I couldn’t stop, drop, enroll.

Kid I knew thought he was practicing to be a fireman by playing hydrant seek.

A lot of people seem to like doing their jobs at home. Firefighters not so much.

Sounds like it would be a perfect match.

I once tried get back together with my old flame but it turns out she was a complete miss match.

Maybe next time it’ll be a Miss Fire.

Didn’t she, along with Miss Earth and Miss Wind, go on to form an R&B group?

Yes, and Miss Water wanted to join, but Earth got muddled and Fire was put out, so Wind reined it in.

I tried to go on a date with Fire, but she said she can’t go out.

I went on a date with the printer’s daughter but she really wasn’t my type.

I went on a date with a typesetter’s daughter, but she was too much of a character.

I went on a date with a farmer’s daughter who left the farm, went to Hollywood, and became an actress. She had no problem with a role in the hay.

I went on a date with the tailor’s daughter and she had me in stitches.

I used to date a stripper, and let me tell you something – this lady could get the paint off your walls in no time.