Sounds like shellacked nothing.
She had a magic act, where her assistant varnished into thin air.
You may think she was rather plane, but you should have seen her when she was hammered.
I remember her. I saw her a few times.
The tongues of mocking wrenches are as keen
As is the razor’s edge invisible”.
I used to shave my testicles with a straight razor. Nowadays I lack the balls to do so.
Them razorbacks are scar—y
Really? I find them rather boaring.
Reincarnation really is a thing. I used to be a wild dog, but now I’m a massive boar.
In college I took a course on reincarnation. It seemed like a waste of money but hey, you only live once.
My insurance company refused to pay my medical bill because I believe in reincarnation. They said I had a pre-existing condition.
I had a whole bunch of “incarnation” jokes on file, but for a while I couldn’t find 'em. They were in my Prom Jokes folder under “Re: Pink Carnation.”
I faked my grades all through high school and in the end I was voted the invalidictorian.
In high school I once got in trouble for making quips in between classes. Yes, I was sent to the principal for punning in the hallway.
I_G tried to stay within the rules by punning in the gym, but his school gym lacked the quipment.
Never mind. E did okay.