I like bananas a bunch

Maybe what you need is an NMA.

I C what you did there.

I had some MNX for breakfast.

With friends like these, who needs NMEs?

My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she was never playing Scrabble with me again.

I had a few letters from a long-ago girlfriend. My wife threw them in the fireplace, consigning them to the old flame.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them. I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?

After they burned they must have been delighted.

Our local bakery burned down. Their business was toast.

Let’s hope they’ll have butter days ahead.

Sounds like you’re on a roll.

Hah! He hasn’t oven started!

Was he sitting at home getting baked?

I just took a baking class. The final was a piece of cake.

Icing your praises.

I once saw a cake so beautiful that it left me in tiers.

Has anyone seen my marzipan cake? I think it was stollen.

You mean someone nicht it?

The word nicht means nothing to a German.

Talk about nothing, I once knew a German stripper who always dressed to the Neins.