Puppies are good.
Mmmmm…warm puppy.
With a nice cream sauce?
I dunno. I hear dog’s a bit greasy so maybe a marinara.
Couldn’t you just blot on some paper towel before serving?
Hush.
Have then freeze dried to keep them young and cute.
I like them from scratch, but I don’t mind a good lab or poodle mix now and then.
You could name it Brownie.
Tomorrow I go on a four-hour drive to help my best friend pick up her new puppy! I’m very excited. 
Hush Puppy!
My mom used to cook from scratch all the time too, but one thing she never quite managed was a Yorkie-er, I mean, Yorkshire pudding.
Er, what were we talking about again?
That’s what happiness is, I believe.
Hot dog?
If your puppy is cold there’s something seriously wrong.
Obviously you intended to post this in Great Debates.
<starts singing Dead Puppies Aren’t Much Fun>
I approve this thread
So do I! Especially cos I’m up waaaaay earlier than I normally would be, because Operation Drive A Long Way For A Puppy (ODALW4AP) is go! I hope to have pictures to post before it’s over!
Coincidentally, ODALW4AP was the license plate on the car that ran over my puppy.
My puppies are frequently cold. We had to get Ginger a sweater because she was shivering and now everyone keeps making fun of us for making her wear it. When we make a fire, she sits in front of it or she sits on the hearth. If there’s no fire, she’ll stand in front of the fireplace and stare at us pointedly until we make her one. Holly is bulkier so she doesn’t have the same issue but she got really cold one day this week and she insisted onlying on my stomach with a blanket over us.
We’re about half done reglazing the storm windows. The really bad draft should go away when we put them up and hopefully my poor puppies wont be as cold all the time. They’ll be a year old next week. My babies aren’t babies any more. 