I’ve fallen asleep at movies before, but never three times. Truly a new standard. A couple questions, please…
What would you say was the best feature of the movie?
a) the absolutely mundane fight sequences
b) the horrible soundtrack that was probably lifted straight from Speed Racer
c) the so-called plot
d) the god-aweful dialogue
Who would’ve been an uglier actress to play the lead part?
a) Miss Piggy
b) the Shrek chick
c) that dog that did the budweiser commercials
Could Patrick the Starfish from SpongeBob have written a deeper script?
What would be the best phrase to really capture the essense of this movie:
a) a pretentious attempt at philosophy
b) a steaming turd
c) just plain boring
How would you compare Reloaded to the original Matrix?
a) more shitty
b) less shitty
c) equally shitty
Thanks in advance!
You apparently missed the movie that was playing next door to the theatre you were in. Gotta be careful in those cineplex type places.
So Bill, I take it you liked the Matrix and its sequel? The answer to all of your questions is C. 
Seriously, I haven’t even seen the Matrix Reloaded. I didn’t even get to see the first one, as I fell asleep trying to watch it. I tried two blasted times trying to get through that travesty of a film. Optimistically, I tried yet a third time. Three times a charm, eh? Nope, fell asleep that time too. My God, the Matrix sucked … or at least the part I saw before dozing off.
Thanks, MeanOldLady; you’ve warmed my soul.
By the way, and I’m not making this up, my poor wife had to kick me twice because I was snoring.
I had a few stretch-and-yawns, but I stayed coherent for the most part. Most likely you didn’t miss much, as there were a lot of scenes in the movie that were pretty superfluous. I think what little story that there was could have been told in about 15 minutes. Here’s a little recapping:
If you fell asleep with Neo started fighting a bunch of Agent Smiths, you missed about 20 minutes of Smiths running up to him while throwing a weak sidearm punch before getting socked in the stomach and flying 30 feet through the air.
If you feel asleep when some people started dancing and Neo and Trinity started gettin’ it on… you missed 20 minutes of people dancing and Neo and Trinity getting it on. Seriously, that scene went on forever.
There were some cool explosions (although their origins were often kinda mysterious - was that a nuclear powered bike or something), but overall this movie did little for me.