OK - we all pretty much agree that we really like boobies, tits, fun-bags, jugs, knockers, headlights, ta-ta’s, milkers, bazoomba’s, or whatever else ya wanna call 'em. And that size, shape, composition, characteristic traits, ownership and availability are all important elements of the human mammary gestalt.
This being my absolute favorite subject in all the world, I have some questions for the women:
Don’t worry jay-c… not all men like the small to medium size Grade AA eggs (although heaven knows I like those too). In my case a nice set of D’s make me weak in the knees! Hey, I’m a poet and did not know it!
Woodthrush had boobies. Someone in IRC chopped 'em off though, with a machete.
A friend of mine has this complicated theory that “boobs” generally refers to breasts that are too big, and “tits” refers to breasts that are too small. I, by that definition, have tits. I have yet to see one man in this thread profess a love of a-cups chests. sniff
ThisYearsGirl -
If you were fishing for compliments, you caught one. So, sight-unseen, let me tell you straight out that I love your tits and I don’t care if they’re big, small, round, pointy, firm, floppy or lop-sided. I LOVE 'EM!
What matters is whether they’re attached to somebody worth getting to know well enough to have a chance to find out what they look like. I’m not sure that made a lick of sense, but there it is.
I like tits, ThisYearsGirl. I like boobs, too. I like boobies, and titties, and gruzungas and knockers and hooters and breasts and flesh pillows.
That which we call a boobie, by any other name would still taste as sweet, smell as nice, feel as cool on the tongue and in the hand, and look as nice when jiggling.
Big boobies, small boobies, it makes no matter, so long as they are of appropriate firmness, and provocotive shape. Further, the aureola of the nipple should not exceed a certain proportion of size to the overall boobie. Also, the nipple itself should not remind one of one’s pinky finger. Color is important, and I prefer a nice pink. However, variations on overall skin tone are nice as well. Puffy nipples can be sexy and are ususally pretty sensitive in my experience.
Speaking of which, that leads me to my preference of smaller boobies, because they tend to be more sensitive. Now, I’m no “power-sucker” but I think it’s great when you are presented with a girls soft nipple, fresh from a hot shower or bath, and you can take it in your mouth and suck with just sufficient pressure (it varies from girl to girl of course) to cause them to make low moaning sounds. Feeling her nipple harden in your mouth is a great feeling. You can press her boobies together and lick them both simultaneously, and you can alternate between the two.
Boobies are great. I love boobies. I am obsessed with boobies. Every chance I get, at parties mostly, I try to create an atmosphere that is conducive to maximum boobie scopeage. I don’t know why I torture myself, I can’t lick 'em like I want to, but it’s so damn cool to see a normal everyday girl-next-door type of girl strip down to her matching bra and panties and hop in a hot tub. Then, when things get to a “What the hell?” stage, the top comes off. That’s the best. I love being in a hot tub full of floating boobies, begging to be worshipped and pleasured and so on. Unfortunately, I can only watch.
I would really like to go to a dopefest where we all got to hang out at a big hotel and stuff, because it would be inevitable that a bunch of us end up naked in a hot tub doing body shots. Every night I go to sleep and dream of this, and every morning I wake up and think of reasons to go to work. Well, not every night and morning, but once at least. In any case, I love parties, and partying with the dopers Kid Rock style would really kick ass.
I digress and rabmle.
Boobies rule, everyone join me:
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!
Ahem! ThisYearsGirl:
See? I like A-cups!
Boobies, one of the wonders of the known world. One day I noticed that the lyrics for the Tigger song almost perfectly described this wonderfully diverse feature. The only difference is in the last line of the chorus, instead of “I’m the only one”; substitute “there’s more than one”. I can’t watch a Pooh movie without thinking about it.
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
The bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is
There’s more than one
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful chaps
They’re loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps
They’re jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is
There’s more than one
Tiggers are cuddly fellows
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Everyone else is jealous
That’s why I repeat
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is
There’s more than one
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr ! ! ! !
<wipes away a tear. Hey! a MANLY tear, goddamnit!>
That… that’s
That’s BEAUTIFUL!
Mr It: Yes, once. I was a dancer, and I flashed a former boss(also a dance bar owner). I wish I’d gotten a necklace for it (mardi gras)
up until now I thought it was size that mattered! Got myself a GF…rather small on the chest, but brainy as (brains = big paypacket apparently!) and on top of that, she has supersensitive nipples! Get it right, you don’t even need to touch any other part of her body!
oop…too much info I think! :eek:
[The Bishop]
Once again, we was…too late!
[/The Bishop]
As for me, I’m a gourmand, not a gourmet. 
I’d like to request that Lexicon choreograph the next doperfest. 
HEY!!!
If you bought an expensive car, would you keep it in the garage???
Is all your sporting equipment in the closet???
Did you drop out of school to keep from getting a bad grade???
Do you stay at home, just so that you’re safe???
If I had another metaphor, would I use it???
Be proud of 'dem boobies!!! That mark of experience is a beautiful badge of honor!!!
FWIW, I used to date a woman who breastfed before I met her, and I will swear that she looked better for it. Ms. cornflakes also breastfed, and she looks perfect, of course.
Hmmm…ladies-whatta ya say we make a counter post about male packages, hmmm?
(I want a group of male slaves who all worship and adore me.)
Hmmmmmmm… Sounds like fun, where do we sign up!
You must audition first.
For your first test-get down on your hands and knees and lick my boot.
That’s it!
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Hey, I’ll volunteer for that!
I think that I have never bit
A thing as lovely as a tit
A tit whose taste is just as sweet
When properly addressed as teat
I know this poem’s a piece of shit
But only god can make a tit.
(Remembered from a cartoon in an old National Lampoon)
There once was an amorous detective,
Who said, in a fit of invective,
Has your East tit the least bit
The best of your West tit?
Or is it a trick of perspective?
When these things float to the top of my memory, I just have to skim them off or they go rancid. Sorry.
::lights another candle to St. Booby and returns to his pew::
Oh, you are SO going in the woodchipper!
[butthead]
eh ehehehe…I said wood. eheheh ehe eheheheh.
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