Why do we park Tars in driveways, and drive Tars in parkways?
Hey Winston, just FYI abusing the quote function like that makes you look like a dickhead.
Now on with the insanity.
Hey CaralK, just FYI I fart in your general direction
- Rune
Isn’t turdburglar an insult to homosexuals?
BTW, props to Winston for not bothering to refute my argument, what with it being correct and all. The Right must be proud to have you among their number!
FWIW a Turdburglar is someone who, when you’re trying to take a shit in a bathroom stall with a broken lock, walks in on you.
Now for a musical interlude…
You say Potato, i say WTF?
You say Potato, I say WTF?
Potato, WTF? Potato, WTF?
You’re a rollercoasting bitch!
You say Nazi, I say Liar!
You say Nazi, I say Liar!
Nazi! Liar! Nazi! Liar!
You’re a Holocausting bitch!
You say kill all them dirty Muslems and make them Christians, i say WTF?
You say kill all them dirty Muslems and make them Christians, I say WTF?
kill all them dirty Muslems and make them Christians, WTF?
kill all them dirty Muslems and make them Christians, WTF?
You’re a Holocausting bitch!
Back to our regualry scheduled insanity. (they just had an earthquake here in the Bay area! Go us!)
I´m—Just—BLINK-BLINK—you know, like… uhhh… geez, this pittings are amusing sometimes. :dubious:
Noooooo!!!
Not again, please, not again…
wipes tears out of eyes
Oh my god, this is the greatest pitting! I am rofl!
BWAHAHAHAHA
Fuck that! Enough of this flower and love bullshit. My devil spawn kept me up all night, and Eva Braun is having this time of month even evil Nazis live in constant mortal fear of. I see no reason why you should feel OK when I’m so pissed off, so I think we can all understand why It’s perfectly reasonable I throw you into the coalhouse again MC. Ewww… what’s that on your back. A leech! Eww… Well in you go too Tars you stupid bastard.
You’re a fucking idiot MC! Fuck off the white horse so I can kick you in the bollocks with these big boots of mine. Reading the largest news story of the year in a respectable Danish newspaper doth not a Nazi make. I see that you have zip, nip and nada knowledge on what goes on in Denmark, which is all fine and dandy by me, if you’d just stop claiming you had. And even had I pulled that little fact which you quoted out of my arse, you’d be bleeding stupid to claim that’d make me a Nazi. Also I notice how it nicely you went from “white” to “Arabian” without the slightest snag. The thread in which you accused me had fuck all to do with the thread in which I supposedly upped up to my dastardly Nazi nature, which again was a thread about religion not race. The fact that race in said thread to my knowledge not popped up a single time speaks volumes about your preoccupation with race to the point where you make racial ghosts of your own shadow. Oh and colour me clueless one more time, but I though everybody have agreed race is a social construct, and even were it not that, that Arabs would be classified under the white race. But how the fuck would I know. It’s not I who am obsessed with race. No that would be you MC. Actually wouldn’t that sick race obsession of yours make you somewhat of a Nazi yourself MC?
And now to you my good Tars Tarkars. You fucking turd burglar. Emm… I can do better than that. (help already I’m beginning to loosen up. Gotta hang in there!) You fucking lowlife moron. Even had she advocated what you claim – which she hadn’t, saying something is not the same as doing something, especially not for a woman making her living barking. (Not that you’d get me to vehemently defend her. And BTW I’d think all this controversy regarding her person you insist on pursuing would help propel her into a limelight you would find quite counterproductive to your own cause)
And had you actually read anything of what I had written in the thread. Even a moron with your pitiful mental resources would have understood that my problem with labelling her a Nazi (which right extremist in the OP amounted to) was that it made the work of the real Nazis so much easier. Stupid teenager talking with a Nazi: “A Nazi huh? Oh you mean like that hot broad Coulter? Well that can’t be so bad – where do I sign up?” Some words should not be watered down, should no be taken hostage in tedious partisan clashes, need to stay taboo; holocaust, deathcamp and Nazi are a few of those. In that light I think the Nazi here would be you Tars.
Ahh… That was good. Thank you guys. It’s supposed to be healthy to let it all out. I’m now an empty vessel, all my rage has dispersed like dew in sunshine, like flower petals in a gentle breeze, like tears on a child’s cheek kissed away by a loving mother. I feel myself filling up with love. Oh why, oh why can’t we just all be friends? Come now give me a hug there MC, and you too Tars. I feel a poem coming up. Love conquers all. Da. Di. Da. Da. Dum. Di. Dej.
Fuck a duck! I didn’t know that!
I’m now official an evil subhuman Nazi. Won’t subhuman and Nazi like cancel each other out though, like anti particles or sumethung. (Here’s a question for you MC) Now I’m truly screwed! Help!
POOOF
- Rune
And what? Steals your turds? :eek:
Frankly, I wouldn’t put up much of a fight.
Well frankly RedFury, you’re not much of a turd burglar then. If you want that turd, you gotta fight for it!
- Rune
Death rays, anyone?
Do they come in a 1940’s style?
- Rune
Nope. Only 1920’s style.
Bugger! Can’t use them then. It wouldn’t be anachronistic correct.
- Rune
Well, you could always buy them at a local Used Death Ray shop.
Once again, i called her and extremist and a holocauster, since she is advocating holocaust. After all, no one could be inspired by her and go out and commit murder. That never happens.
And i’m sure the justice system would like to know that saying you will kill someone is just harmless fun, and not worth pressing charges. I can’t wait to threaten the president. It’s just harmless, right? The secret Service will have a good laugh and send me on my way.
(and Anne Hot? Bleah! maybe if you like dried up old leather chairs, but then you probably have bigger problems than being a rollercoaster)
Actually, every time I saw it, I heard it as the first line of a children’s song. The full song would be something like:
I’m an evil Nazi, short and stout!
But I am Danish, and not a Kraut
Post like a leftist, hear me shout
Call me names and watch me pout.
Honestly, the OP here is so charmingly innocent, it reminds me of my halcyon days of third grade.
Daniel