I’m not drunk tonight, I’m tipsy!!!!

Yes, yeeeeees, I feel goooooood.
And, yes, I feel baaaaaaaad.
How are you all feeling today?
Well, I know one out there who is very horny
and that’s ChiefScott,
but I promisse I’ll beat him on that.
Yep, I do.
I’ll tell you something about me tonight
that you don’t know.
I have a VERY bad back with some bad pain.
I have been going through some big back operations
in the pass and after them i got worse,
I could only be up for 30-60 minutes
and then I had to go to the bed and rest my back
for 1 hour and then I could be up again, and so on.
So I have been very isolated for some years now.
I also got addicted to morphine medicine,
but I managed to quit that a year ago.
Never again I say to that.
But now I’m starting to get better,
I can be up for 4 hours know and this has
happened very fast, just the last 2 months.
It’s getting better and better every day.
So, here I come, watch out.
Because of that I’m also starting to feel ALIVE
and that’s probably the reson I start to feel,
“I need a man, now…”.
So, you more you flirt with me,
the more “BAD” I’ll probably behave.
Oh, you don’t know how much I wish
I had someone here to fool around with…
I’ll finish this with,
pleeeeeeease, someone come here… now,
I want you, yes, yes.
(I wounder if I’m going to regrett this tomorrow…).
Well, who cares.
I think I’m going to listen to Stones, “Can’t GEt No Satisfaction”,
that one suits now.

Just tipsy?

Ha, haaaa, maybe your right…

chuckle The first time I got drunk, I spent most of the evening telling people that “I’m not drunk, just tipsy!” Well, that and falling down. :wink:

You know, Anniz, you are quickly becoming one of my favorite posters.

Just when things get a lttle slow here at work in the afternoons, I can count on reading a thread from a cute, tipsy, horny, Swedish chick. And I don’t even have to pay $3.99 per minute.

I say thanks for that, a favorite poster,
that doesn’t sounds so bad,
but I don’t know about that &3.99…
That is probably not good.;):slight_smile:

Psst, Anniz;

Just a side note from someone who drinks a lot (only coffee at this moment).

I am a little concerned about you…

That’s all I am gonna say.

Never a dull moment with you, is there? :smiley:

Glad your back is better.

Well Anniz. Glad to hear your not actually drunk. I myself have only been drunk once in my life, (If I have any memories of the night before, any at all, I wasn’t drunk). I’ll go out and warn the world about you. Make sure they know what’s comming :wink:

Ha! If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard a woman say that . . .

techchick68, thanks for the concern,
but, really, there’s nothing to be concern about.
Saint Zero, a dull moment with me,
you bet it isn’t.

oldscratch, no, don’t worn them,
I’ll like to suprise them…

Tymp, aha, you had that many women,
but, that doesn’t suprise me…
I mean if a guy looks like you, well…

You got in Anniz. I’ll let you sneak up behind them and ponce on them and ravish them to your hearts content. Try SF. A lot of people like that stuff here. :slight_smile:

woo-hoo! Anniz is drunk and horny!
what country are you in again?
and don’t worry about getting up, i’ll do all the work.

Sweden, check my profile or my stupid homepage,
that probably never will be fixed.
Can’t any html, but, I’m thinking of learning it.

It’s been two hours. It always tears my heart when I see a an attractive drunk, I’m sorry tipsy, girl being ignored. So here we go.

Flirt…
Flirt…

Holy shit! I just looked at your web page. Is that dog rabid or what??? :: shuddering :: Scary, man…scary…

That was fucking harsh Demo. And funny. really Really funny.

Anniz…I love your accented keyboard…:slight_smile:

…skol!

oldscratch, you’re right I felt ignored,
so, I went to bed instead and had fun by myself…:smiley:
I missed your flirt… flirt… it was to late.
I was feeling so in the mood to play and have fun,
but, maybe no one dared…or wanted to.
Now, I’ll probably not going to start a thread
like this in a while.
Most will probably say, thank you!

Democritus, he can be a bit scary, yes,
but mostly he’s nice.
Even if he is a poodle, he’s a VERY good garding dog.

Asmodeus, thanks, well I hated my accent,
but now I’m starting to like it better,
since I got some compliment about it from some people here.:slight_smile:

DRUNK…

SWEDISH…

HORNY…

Yep, I’m definitely in love.