Well, if you’re not picky about your penises being made of human flesh and attached to a man…
Obama was right about you guys; you cling to your guns, religion, and penises.
ETA: And trucks with silk-screened eagles and battle flags on them. Can’t forget the trucks.
You make them thangs sound icky!
I know - I was creeping myself out as I was writing the post! (Which is how I know it’s going to be a good one…
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