Welllll, I found out that it would indeed be a no-no. As would a kilt. I rereviewed (re-reviewed?) the dress code, and apaaarently, “Male Hourly Associates” are required to wear “a woven shirt, and casual slacks”. I’d have a hard time passing off a knee-length skirt as casual slacks.
swampy: I think that you should have had her only shave half of it. You see, then you’d only have half of the OMG MY PUBIC HAIRS ARE GROWING BACK IN (OMGMYPUBICHAIRSAREGROWINGBACKIN?) itch. I’ve only been fortunate to experience this once, when I was first growing them, and thought “whoa, wouldn’t it be cool to shave off my pubic hair?” Never again, especially now that there’s a full bush there. I keep meaning to trim them a little, though. I don’t know if I can disown my beard/moustache/sideburn trimmer like that, though.
Today at work was interesting. There was a proof nickel in my drawer, which I promptly bought out of it. It’s all shiiiiney. Apparently, they’re going for about 2 bucks on eBay, but I don’t really want to bother selling it on there, and paying the fee, and etc and etc.
Casual slacks, ay** Donkey**? Are jodhpurs considered casual? That would look rather snazzy. Of course, the 80s are making a bit of a comeback, so you could wear parachute pants. They’d be pretty comfy, being all loose and flowy.
Har de har Rue. And you will notice I said bed time. Didn’t say nothin’ about sleep. Though in that case, please do not think of me as you snuff the life from your campfire.
Well, just how strong are these xanax Draelin? I remember mine not having the punch of a half a glass of wine. Forgetting how to get to work is a new one. Though ocassionally I forget how to unlock a door or something, just for a second. Have you ever gotten to work and not remembered driving there?
That chart was for women! How am I going to know exactly how they pruned swampy with a chart with girly parts suggested on it? Also, I wonder if shaving both sides would be how I’d go if I were furry. You might get a ‘clearing around the fort’ effect if you weren’t careful. I was thinking of moats around castles but hopefully very little water would be involved and swampy might get a swoll head if his bits were reffered to as a castle. <snerk> swoll head
Cardboard please. Plastic makes me wary of pinching.
You remember the thread about very vaguely creepy sounding stuff? **MBB&B’s ** name always sounds very vaguely naughty to me. Though it would be great fun to shorten it to Bouncy seeing as how he’s a big rough tough motorcycle riding guy (you do know that’s how you are in my head, right?) and cute nicknames like Bouncy would be deliciously incongruous.
Did any of the names in Hamlet make much sense?
Hey! I found a book of short stories that I thought I’d read completely, but it turns out I’d just read the one by my favorite author. It’s like getting a book for free. Sort of.
I just did a little googling, and MacDuff is a character in the Scottish Play. And no, the names in Hamlet don’t make sense to me. We’ve got Hamlet Sr. & Jr., Claudius, Gertrude, Laertes, Ophelia, Horatio, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern & Fortinbras. And Yorik, can’t forget him. None of those names sound Danish to me, some sound latin, some sound German, and some I don’t know. But it doesn’t really matter, does it? I was just wondering.
And yes, it is kinda, sorta like getting a free book, but only kinda, sorta.
I have been having some hellacious heartburn lately. I haven’t had it for quite a while I guess it was overdue. I’ve taken Zantac, Mylanta (which I discovered expired 3 years ago after I took it :smack: ) and now I’m trying some ginger tea. It tastes like liquified ginger snaps. I hate heartburn.
Back from dance class. I tighten my obliques too much when I try to do ballet shimmy. Aren’t you glad to know that? It was very warm in dance class. Intermediate 2 class is intimidating and makes me feel clumsy.
Oh! The Semi-Transparent Shorts guy was back! Not in my class, thank heaven, in the Beginner 2 class. He was wearing the shorts and a little white tank top, and he had a pink scarf tied around his waist. He was jerking comically around the classroom, trying to follow the teacher’s instructions. He’s really amazingly uncoordinated- both in body and in fashion.
ok, so I’m part way through page 2, and Ashes[sup]2[/sup] is posting like she’s me! and i’m saying, ‘hey! That’s me!’ but… that didn’t happen to me! What happened? Am I catching? I didn’t know people could catch me!
Zoinks I say, Zoinks,
…and then I say, 'hey, I should post this, this is good stuff (but I know it’s not, it’s really just filler, and not a genuine post at all. But no matter, I’m posting, and that’s what counts, cos I ain’t posted properly in an age and a half.
And as Unca Swampy pointed out last week, I never drops by no more, so I’m here to say, I’m Dangergene, and I’m posting!
Unca swampy? I have a new nephew now? Ok. See, I only got one nephew so dangergene can be my nephew.
donkey how bout capris? You could pretend you’re Laura Petrie. I wonder if donkey has a clue about who Laura Petrie is? Oh and trimming “down there” is a good thing. Made even better if ya got somebody who’ll do the trimming. Ok, that should take care of my TMI contribution for the day.
Ashes[sup]2[/sup] <snerk> castle <snerk> <snerk> swoll head <snerk>
Motorcycle?
Nah. My bet is he rides a GS Scooter with his hair cut neat. Probably wears a wartime coat in the wind and sleet.
I am officially swamped with paperwork. It started a couple of days ago. If you guys don’t hear from me by the end of the day tomorrow, send in the team with the shredders. I’ll be at the bottom of the pile of paper in my cubicle.
Don’t worry Bobbio, I laughed the first time too. It’s just when I saw it, the thread had already passed it by and was on to something else. I didn’t want to possibly de-rail or hijack the thread (because that would be bad manners)(ha!) so I just laughed to myself and let it go.
Capris might work. Are they considered slacks? They were rampantly abundant on men when I was in Germany, but I haven’t seen them for sale here.
Regarding trimming, well TMI follows, of course. I don’t think that ACUG would have a problem doing it, seeing that he shaves his balls bald anyway, and has either a hairless asscrack or shaves it too (judging from the rest of his body, I think he shaves it). He’s gotta be experienced with such pubic matters.
Jumps right in the TMI pond So last nite I casual-like (or casuallike) asked Mr. Anachi if he got buzzed on just one side or both. “Just one,” he says. “Does it itch yet?” I says. “No,” he says. It’s weird cause I surely examined all the bruising he had but really didn’t notice that. Sorta like a bad accident…everybody looks…but not too close.
And another thing. I preferred OBs (no applicators) when I useta need em. But bleah! thank Og for menopause. Everything is much better now, and I mean EVERYTHING!
bob I don’t get it. Fill in the maroons please.
gilly, please see meaty for transfer of the newbie prize.
More TMI: Tampons have to have plastic applicators. There’s less friction. But since I’ve been on Depo Provera, I haven’t had any need for that type of thing. Woo!
My Teddy kitty may be dying. He’s been very very sick and now the vet says he may have FIP. He’s at the vet today and they may decide at some point that it’s best to put him to sleep. I think that may be the best thing to do because he’s obviously very uncomfortable. I just hate to see him suffering. He’s the gray kitty in the pictures.
He’s the gray kitty in the