I Met A Guy Who Looks Exactly Like The Right-Hand Head of the Two-Headed Monster...

from Sesame Street, except he isn’t purple and does not have horns.

Did you tell him that? I’m sure he’d be flattered.

Was he wearing a captain’s hat?

No, he’s the one on the right from the monster’s point of view. However, he was not wearing any form of headgear.

I’ve actually known the guy for a couple of years. He grew a vandyke beard that started getting bushier and bushier. I hadn’t seen him for a few months, then ran into him this morning. The vandyke has reached full bushiness and he now looks freaking exactly like the right head of the two-headed monster.

I did not discuss this with him.