So, I’m out with a friend, and we’re at a bar. we log into that NTN trivia thing. Well, I logged in as CECIL (since I felt it necessary to promote the master, you know). Started kicking ass all over the place.
Soon, someone else in the bar logged in. His username? MUNGER.
I think it was a doper. At least a lurker. I’ve never seen munging referred to anywhere else. Yikes!
Dude, I think you’re paranoid. Do we need to hide sharp objects from you now? 
Well, you never can tell, says I.
No Munger came up in a search, Mr. Cynical. I’m with Silver Fire, stay away from sharp objects.
Can you be certain MUNGER was a male?
Mr Cynical, I believe monster may be dropping you a hint there. I checked her homepage and there is a pic of her at Coors Field.
Also her profile says she’s from Denver.
The bar? Hooters. The chances that MUNGER was a male? Substantially higher than other bars.
'Sides, I know where monster hangs out 
I think Mr. Cynical and I have very different takes on the meaning of the word “met”.
The key is in the phrasing.
I might have met a doper, had I gone over and talked.
Well, I thought I saw MegaTheRoo on T.V. the other day. I knew for sure I had lost it.