I miss insulting coworkers and students...

I like to think of it more as “Showing respect for my buds by giving them a hard time”… but I’ve got to admit, it’s just fun insulting people.

And that’s what I miss about “going in to work”. People. Who have senses of humor, and thick skins, and will insult me back.

I saw this in a GQ thread:

Yes! THIS is what I miss. And why my classes are so much fun (especially for those students who aren’t sobbing).

I’m going to send that clip out to everyone who says “Wow, you must LOVE not having students during the shutdown!” No, I’m a teacher because I like students…(Especially when they come in late, because it says right in the syllabus: “More than 3 minutes late, and I get to call out your fashion choices and have the class make up stories about why you were late.”)

And even staff meetings are less boring in person than on zoom. Making fun of a colleague doesn’t work as well when everyone’s in little Brady Bunch boxes. And apparently, I can’t unleash my rapier-like put-downs on the family and fix it with a high five… (jk, I’ve known that for decades).
Anyone else miss the give-and-take of the workplace?

Could you be anymore high school?

[golf clap] Ahhh, see, that’s what I was missing…

So you are here for the abuse.

It’s called banter.

Workplace social interaction. I thoroughly enjoyed it when I was working. Is it high school-ish? Sometimes. But most of the time real work and work-related dialog. When you enjoy your job or the people you work with that social interaction makes the day. And it’s been my experience that we all throw in insults on occasion.

As Khigh Dhiegh, said in The Manchurian Candidate (1962): “With humor, my dear Zilkov! Always with a little humor.”