I got my hair cut today - no. 4 back and sides, trim on top.
When the barber was zipping over my hair with the electric clippers, evening up my sideburns, she paused momentarily, and…
trimmed my ear hair!!!
I have ear hair. Trimmable ear hair, no less.
Next I’ll be complaining about the loud rock and roll music and yelling at kids to stay off my lawn.
Getting my ear hair trimmed, along with eyebrows[man, do they grow quickly] and nose hair is a religious experience. Good ol’ Pete, best FULL service barber around. And oh yeah, these damn kids nowadays…
No,next comes the eyebrow trim! 
When my son was about eight, he decided that being able to grow hair anywhere but on top of his head meant he was older, so when he started seeing hair on his arms, he figured he should be able to do all those things we told him he’d be able to do when he was older. He showed me arm hair, and I said, “Good start. Now, see if you can get it to grow out of your ears and nose…” and I showed him… his eyes got real big and he never mentioned it again, but when he was 14 he started shaving his arms because the high school girls thought it looked gross…
I used to have a habit of pulling on my ear when I read while sitting at my desk. One day I noticed that I could feel a tug on my ear even though I wasn’t touching it!
I looked in a mirror and saw numerous hairs (very fibrous, too) sticking out of the edges of both ears. Now I shave them once a month. I do the same for nose hairs (that’s tricky).
I also have “mad scientist” eyebrows that get trimmed when I get a haircut.
I was barely 20 when I caught myself complaining about the “music kids are listening to nowadays”…
WOW–that’s really really bad. You should be ashamed.
I never complained about “kid’s music” till I was 21…
Not me…nosiree…no ear hair here…
…not since I’ve been keeping a pair a tweezers handy by the bathroom mirror…
You know where I’m getting some? Underneath my eyes, on the outside. Right on the edge of my eye socket where you can feel the bone end.
Evil!
Welcome to the club. Get yourself to Gowings and buy one of those ear/nose hair trimmers.
Do women get ear hair? I know they can’t grow facial hair but they sure can grow head hair. Thank god.
Oh, women grow facial hair all right.
My wife came up to me with the clippers and a handfull of colorful ribbons one day a while back. Her demand: “Your eyebrows. Trim 'em, or braid 'em!”
I’ll have to. On my way back I’ll stop at Mick Simmons and get a bowls hat for the back of the camry.
I knew I had gotten old when the barber had to trim my eye brows.
So far, the ear hair has behaved.