I am in a bad mood. I need a cheap way to be cheered up…so I am asking the doper nation to help.
I want someone to compliment me. I don’t care what you say, I don’t care if it is even true (Compliment my dissertation on physics or something) I just want to be complimented.
You rock, Dude.
Your breath is divine.
Cool name.
You don’t seem to sweat that much for a big old fat guy.
Good on ya for getting that lordship! Amazing show.
You like intelligent women, and you’re not afraid of women who are smarter than you. That’s good in my book.
If you were Brad Pitt and I was Angelina Jolie I’d invite Scarlett Johansson over for a frisky threesome.
That ought to tide you over for a few minutes 
your ass looks really nice in those pants.
I like your posts. It’s nice to find someone I can talk to about stuff, and junk. It’s like we feel the same way about junk and stuff, or, whatever.
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Ok, so if that didn’t work, I’ll tell you what cheers me up. Sea Slugs. There was a time in my life I didn’t know there was such a thing. And then one morning while I was moping in my college dorm (years ago), a dear marine biologist friend of mine posted a bunch of them on my front door. For me, it’s just so amazing that they exist, swimming about, doing their own thing under the sea. This is all I really need to know to feel good about the world I live in. Maybe for you it’s something different, but just think – somewhere out there is something amazing and wonderful that you don’t even know exists.
Also, I really enjoyed your physics dissertation. It contained everything one would hope for in a physics dissertation. Truly you are a master of writing dissertations on physics.
Physics dissertation! That’s hot stuff. First year physics was enough for me. Rock on!
I’m with Anne Neville. Your love for intelligent women makes you pretty awesome.
If the seaslugs don’t do it for you, check out the tardigrades, too. Who’s a cute widdle water bear? You is! Yes you is!
And if you were Brad Pitt and were having a threesome with Angelina Jolie and Scarlet Johansson, I’d totally buy your celebrity sex tape.
Let’s build on your name by making up other knights of the realm:
Sir Lee B’stard
Sir Cumference
Sir Mon on-the-Mount
Sir Hosis of the Liver
Sir Endipity
Any fool can look on the Bright Side.
It takes intelligence, stamina, and honesty to admit what you see when you look Life in the eye.
And spit in it.
That is a compliment, though I don’t how effective at ‘cheering-up’ …
If you’d like a bit of cheering up, consider that you are either in the 3:00 am of the year or your country is probably literally burning down around you; a bad mood is only to be expected.
Despite what people may say behind your back or to your face, there is no objective measure to prove that the universe as a whole is a worse place for your presence in it.
Your cock is the size of my forearm. Seriously, when lesser men encounter you at a public urinal, they leave in tears. That thing should have it’s own Zip Code, man.
You have an enchanting musk.
-Smithers
You spelled “compliment” right in your OP.
That color looks really good on you.