I need a cheap way to be cheered up

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Can I have your autograph, mister?

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You are the greatest genius to yet emerge in the 21st century, and our greatest minds shall examine for generations to come the many gifts you bestow upon us.

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You are, without exaggeration, the greatest person ever to have existed.

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I love you.

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Oh my good god dopernation you people are amazing!!!

I was in a constant fit of laughter over some of these posts…if laughing straight for 10 minutes doesn’t cheer them up than I don’t know what will.

Thank you all so so much

(also…keep em coming…these are great and original and one can never have enough compliments)

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Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you there’s no one else above you? You fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness…ease my troubles, that’s what you do.

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You appreciation of compliments is top-notch, and brings joy into the world.

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Oooh, physics! I just love a man who can explain physics to me…

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Ok, maybe it’s just me, but that would be really gross. Did he use thumb tacks or a nail gun or what? Did they start to smell after a while?

To the OP: You’re a nice, kind person,who would never EVER post a sea slug on someone’s door.

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You fill my hovercraft with eels.

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You and I have never met, yet even still I can feel greatness just being near your post. I will always remember this day because without it I would surely be less of a human being. There is, quite frankly, no way on earth I can ever thank you enough for simply existing. From this point forward I will thank a God I only barely believe in that you walk this Earth.

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roses are red
cherries are redder
rollercoasters are cool,
but the tea cups are better!

also- funny baby youtube video, guaranteed to make you laugh

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Sir, I must compliment you on the fact that the word “cups” is in your name. After all, I’m in my cups, and am partial to the word “cup”. Good day to you.

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Every time I look in the mirror, I’m reminded that I’ll never be as irresistible as Sir T-Cups.

Hostile Dialect,
Hostile Dialect, Narcissist

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Get a (preferably red) balloon.

Si

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If you PM me within one minute I’ll send you nudes

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Oh well, I tried.

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The cheapest way to be cheered up is…

“Alcohol…the cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems.”

  • Homer Simpson
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Seriously, but a wristwatch on that thing and ask it what time it is. Why… it’s time for sex!

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Hahahaha That is a truy truly awesome poem!

Ah!!! Damn my need for sleep!!!