Cute babies got nuthin on anacathartic clergy.
That’s OK, you know what they say:
No nudes is good nudes.
Your user-name makes me smile. See? -----> 
Your Lordship is like a stream of bat’s piss - a shaft of gold standing out in the darkness.
You complete me.
Uhm, you post in a concise manner…?
Now, go feed some homeless people, get some gratitude and stop feeling sorry for yourself!
How was that?
Your thread cheered me up. It was very thoughtful of you to post it. 
Your buttocks are well-shaped, firm and enjoyable as a Roman Centurian’s are.
Your man-boobs are cute, perky and fun to play with just as much as the real thing is.
If I ever left my husband, it would be for you (if I thought you’d have me, which you wouldn’t, because I don’t deserve anyone quite as awesome and wonderful as you!)
I’m going to leave my husband for you just on the off chance that you’d have me. Please answer when I call. I’ll have my possessions and the kids with me.
I suspect, though I hardly dare say it aloud, that you are groovy.
Not that they run rampant or anything but I was in yet another bad mood…and reading this thread is just the ultimate cure-all
Thank you so much to everyone who posted…I will be forever in the debt of the glorious dopernation.