I need a little help here...

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Hey, y’all - any Dopers in the Central-Northern NJ area with some free time this coming Saturday?

Here’s my problem:

I’m taking the EMT practical exam on Saturday, in Cedar Grove NJ. I’m supposed to bring my own “patient” to bandage, splint, etc. My pre-arranged patient just backed out, and I could use a new one on kinda short notice.

Downside: Your’e going to get manhandled a little bit by total strangers for a few hours. Also, you get to wear some modern versions of torture devices first seen during the Spanish Inquisition (cleverly disquised as medical equipment).

Upside: After the exam, my class is adjourning to a nearby watering hole for stress relief. Provided you’re of legal age, your booze & eats are on me. Same deal for those under 21, 'cept you only get soda!

Any takers?

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Damn, I never expect the Spanish Inquisition! Sorry… :smiley:

If I was a 1000 miles closer I’d volunteer in a heartbeat <rimshot>. Good luck to ya, though.

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Sorry, no $$ for airfare in the budget… :smiley:

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Sounds like fun, too bad I’ll be out of town.

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Is there no one who can be swayed by the offer of free booze?
(he said incredulously)