I’ve been around a little while, and have still not found a sig! Contributions? Are there any Dopers around here who specialize in that sorta thing?
Never make love to a woman who’s wearing spurs.
Yer welcome.
“Just like frosted Lucky Charms™, only taller”
Some Dopers like to include quotes about them from other Dopers’ posts. If you don’t have any of those, I can help.
Magickly Delicious may not have a long penis, but at least it’s thin.
perview is your fiend.
How about the OP as the SIG?
Haha, I like that idea. Mebbe. Although I must admit that I’m tempted by Slip Mahoney’s suggestion…
Well it is difficult to suggest something without knowing anything about you but maybe these will help a bit…
“If there is one sound that follows the march of human civilisation it is the scream”
-David Gemmel
“What I do is me. For that I came”
-Gerald Manley Hopkins
“Perhaps this final act was meant to clinch a lifetime’s argument: that nothing comes of violence, that nothing ever could, to all us born beneath an angry star, lest we forget how fragile we are”
-Sting ‘Fragile’
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (gasp) Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck”
- The Deftones
“As a clinical psychologist I feel it is my professional duty to realise that some people are just fucked in the head”
- <Name withheld at author’s request>
“Forgive your enemies but never forget their faces.”
-Anon
“It’s you and me against the world! Well? When do we attack?”
-Anon
“We’re all lying in the gutter Fred, but some of us are looking at
the stars…” -Terry Pratchett
“Remember: without tastebuds life can be bowl of whatever you want!” -Anon
“Hang on by your fingernails and never look down” -Hermann Rorshach.
“Anything written down is a lie.” -Terry Pratchett
“Only dead fish go with the flow.”
“Make politicians work. Don’t re-elect them.”
“Sometimes majority just means all the idiots are on the same team.”
I got a 1 000 000 of 'em
cheers
I know I know!
“Got milk? [sup]tm[/sup]”
“This sig space for rent.”
“Don’t read this sig”
or you can have my old one since I quit using it:
“Everything I ever told you is a lie, including that.” - George Spigot