I need a sig

I’ve been around a little while, and have still not found a sig! Contributions? Are there any Dopers around here who specialize in that sorta thing?

Never make love to a woman who’s wearing spurs.
Yer welcome.

“Just like frosted Lucky Charms™, only taller”

Some Dopers like to include quotes about them from other Dopers’ posts. If you don’t have any of those, I can help.

Magickly Delicious may not have a long penis, but at least it’s thin.

perview is your fiend.

How about the OP as the SIG?

Haha, I like that idea. Mebbe. Although I must admit that I’m tempted by Slip Mahoney’s suggestion…

Well it is difficult to suggest something without knowing anything about you but maybe these will help a bit…

“If there is one sound that follows the march of human civilisation it is the scream”
-David Gemmel

“What I do is me. For that I came”
-Gerald Manley Hopkins

“Perhaps this final act was meant to clinch a lifetime’s argument: that nothing comes of violence, that nothing ever could, to all us born beneath an angry star, lest we forget how fragile we are”
-Sting ‘Fragile’

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (gasp) Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck”

  • The Deftones

“As a clinical psychologist I feel it is my professional duty to realise that some people are just fucked in the head”

  • <Name withheld at author’s request>

“Forgive your enemies but never forget their faces.”

“It’s you and me against the world! Well? When do we attack?”

“We’re all lying in the gutter Fred, but some of us are looking at
the stars…” -Terry Pratchett

“Remember: without tastebuds life can be bowl of whatever you want!” -Anon

“Hang on by your fingernails and never look down” -Hermann Rorshach.

“Anything written down is a lie.” -Terry Pratchett

“Only dead fish go with the flow.”

“Make politicians work. Don’t re-elect them.”

“Sometimes majority just means all the idiots are on the same team.”

I got a 1 000 000 of 'em

I know I know!

Got milk? [sup]tm[/sup]

“This sig space for rent.”

“Don’t read this sig”

or you can have my old one since I quit using it:

“Everything I ever told you is a lie, including that.” - George Spigot