In my past days of lurking (2 days ago) I would always get a big kick out of reading people’s sig line. Is there someone out there creative and kind enough to lend me a drop-down funny sig line?
Thanks in advance.
Let’s ignore the fact that your SN, shortened, is COK. and the obvious “ChrisP, Obi, what’s the difference?”
How about “I’m not a jedi, but I play one in Star Wars 2”?
Well, i found one that i used to use at first that was funny, and i think you might like it…
** “Drop your trousers here for best results.” **
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Thanks ssskuggiii, but I’m afraid I may get a response to that. Iam, I like that, and not insult your hilarity, but it isn’t quite drop-down funny. Carry on.
How about:
“They don’t come out of a can you know!”
WallyM7 said that once… I always thought it would be a great one.
Wally was THE man. He was the one that I enjoyed reading the most. I don’t think that I would be worthy of a WallyM7 line just yet.
How about, “If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.”
Courtesy of one of my favorite writers, David Sedaris.
How about no relation to the other Kripsy O
I’m still looking…
Apropos of your nickname:
Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things.
or if your in the mood for something a little more non-seqitorrific:
The correct plural of mongoose is polygoose.
foomcl…hahahaha. I like that one Robot Arm. Polygoose… heehee
foomcl: Fell Out Of My Chair Laughing…
You don’t mind if I quote you do you?
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
I like that too. You have an interesting sig line hansel. That is pretty vivid. I would like to know what some of you dopers’ sig lines mean to you as well. If I can do that, I mean, that really isn’t too much of a highjack, is it?
Well, I have a few different sigs that I wrote a while ago (yes, they are original), I was planning to cycle through them. But you can have one if you like. But if you do, please tell me which one so I know not to use it.
Yeah baby, I’m sure you are real beautiful
on the inside. But how’m I supposed to see your
beautiful insides when I gotta look through all that ugly?
I stink, therefore I am.
He who fights, and waits a day, will learn to fight a better way.
I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed.
A gun in the hand is worth two birds in the bush.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t get stoned.
Push to test. Release to detonate.
BTW, these are also open to anyone else who might want them.
I like the Push to Test one. I don’t know though. Am I being too picky? I still really like the Polygoose…heehee.
Oh yeah, “Push to test. Release to detonate.” may or may not be original. I’m not actually sure. I was rather inebriated one night and I remembered it the next morning. To this day I’m not sure whether I said it, or someone else did. But other ones I’m sure of.
I really appreciate your help on this guys. If you ever need to know anything about cars or stereos or computers, you just give me a buzz. I’m not very creative though, that’s why I am requesting the help of my fellow dopers.
No, you need the help of some dope.