You know, a woman who know’s the meaning of, “Hey, hit the highway!”.
So, what you’re really saying is you want a low priced whore
Hey, you’re in luck! Most women know the meaning of that phrase–we have to use it several times a day.
I don’t think the OP excludes high priced whores, Upham.
You always did strike me as a charmer.
But Tymp, a high priced whore might “blow his cover” a la Mayflower Madame
What we’re looking for here is your average 50 a lay crack whore.
Tsk, tsk…
A woman who’ll love me. Then go away.
I need a man who won’t post threads that plant crappy 70’s (or is that an early 80’s?) songs in my head when I’m innocently trying to read the SDMB!
Damn. Where’s that thread where we’re trading off songs that won’t go away?
I also could use a lover who won’t drive me crazy. Let me know if you happen upon an extra one, Cnote.
You’re likely right, Upham. I’m not up on the latest market values. What’s the minimum expected cost of a blown cover? How does the pricing structure compare to that of a blown gasket? On a related note, is fee-based mind blowing legal in any state other than Alabama?
Lowellster- That’s it!
I need a woman that won’t drive me crazy.
I had it all backwards.
I don’t need a girl to love me. I need some girl to thrill me… then go away.
Yeah, I was confused there for a second.
Cuz if you were looking for a lover who won’t blow your cover…she’s so hard to find.
And remember, don’t let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy.
Maybe you were with all the stonies, dancin’ to the radio.
Upon further reflection, I need a woman who can tolerate an idiot.
I humbly concede that I thought I had the lyrics right when I first started this thread.
Now I have an odd combination of songs contradicting themselves in my head. Truly sad.
I haven’t been this embarassed since I sang out loud in front of some friends, “I get no job, but I get over-pay!” to the song that went, “I get knocked down, but I get over it!”.
Isn’t that “i get knocked down, but i get up again, ya aint never gonna keep me down”?
If anyones paying $50 for a crack whore, they’re getting screwed (a terrible pun, i know, but i’m gonna take it).
You need a woman who will not blow your cover.
But you want a woman who will blow something else.
Don’t we all…
Hey hey hey! Bottle of Smoke! Calm down …take it easy!