Guy here, so my only experience with menstruation is the utterly helpless feeling that comes with trying to commiserate.
And what you are describing as a cold I would describe as the KMN virus.
And I preferred answer B. even when I didn’t have access to hulu because I could watch A-Team reruns and Two and a Half brain cells and actually be entertained.
The last time I was really bad off (I threw my back out and I was on muscle relaxers and pain pills) I watched The King of Queens and Everybody loves Raymond back to back and not only did I laugh (anything beyond a mild chuckle was painful) but I truly thought they were different shows!
Fell Butter!
