No, I’m certain this won’t turn out like the “14 k of a g p d” thread. I’m sure there is a real answer, and I will post it when it is revealed.
I’ve been staring at this thing for weeks, without a clue. So I need help from the smartest people on the interwebs.
Here it is:
**Who Am I??
The Paychecks Were Good,
Though I Always Lost in the Hood
You’d Have Thought I Was Vapid,
My Demise Was Ere Rapid.
What Could I Do—
When the Jack Grew and Grew??
I Was Always So Sure
My Lot Was Secure
Thinking I Was So Sly
I’d End Up Swatted Like a Fly
Each outing I’d end up sweating
From a beating not a petting
Always Ending Up Being Dunked
It’s Hell Getting Skunked
The Eye Saw Me As a Know It All
Who Ever Ended Up in a Bloody Free Fall
But Then That Was the Way
To Make Everyone’s Day
And, in the End Crime Didn’t Pay**