Previously, the Teeming Millions have shown great skill in writing politically correct Dilbert-esque corporate speak. I need your help writing a proposal for my Unholy Army Of The Night(This phrase is crucial and must be repeated often) program. We need to explain (with graphs if necessary) how animal sacrifice and drinking mandrake root and such will be good for the clients of the mental health program I attend(for reasons I don’t understand, client is used instead of patient).
A quick example-
“Some clients have social anxiety disorder and a fear of strangers and/or crowds. Such fears will vanish when a client carries a lethally sharp athame on their person and has physically killed another human being.”
Thank you for any help you can give me with this project.
