I need some Aragorn lines.

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Why would anyone want to sound like Viggo? I’m as completely hetero as most men but even I know he looks a lot better than he sounds.

Perhaps better advice to the person who sounds like Aragorn would be to have him clear his throat rather than record that phleghmy, squeaky voice for posterity :slight_smile: No I’m not jealous

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Get him to say a line from the book that never made into the movie:

“Who should they trust? A fat barkeep who only remembers his name because people shout it at him all day?!”

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At about 10 am, tell him it’s time for second breakfast. See how he reacts.