I’ve read every book I can get my hands on, playing SimCity to death, my friends are all busy, and I’m still waiting for my check to come in the mail. Help!!!
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I’ve been killing time reading the tales sent in to http://www.techtales.com lately. It makes the time fly by and makes me very glad I’m not in tech support.
There’s always something to do if you have internet access, it’s just sometimes like channel surfing and there seems to be nothing on.
you could go online and find me a house in London - anywhere north of the river with good tube connections.
No more than £170 a week with 2 beds please
You could come clean my apartment. I’ll help*, really.
*help being defined as staying out of your way and wishing my car was here so I could be elsewhere. Along with some complaining about missed spots.
SDMB keep me occupied for hours at a time. Between the masturbatory marathons, that is.
LOL You guys are too funny. Masturbatory marathons – I know them all too well.
You should download Kazaa and get some new games. Postal 2 is pretty fun. You just go around shooting people and decapitating them with shovels!
Or you could take up knitting.
Or do a jigsaw puzzle of a picture of kitties.
FYI, this board strongly discourages use/encouragement of P2P networks, because of the legal issues that come with them. They’re very strict about this, having sprung from a newspaper column, but it’s so their asses are covered, and we still have this board. Debating the ethics of them is okey dokey, but don’t mention specifics of usage and such.
(Moderators- is there an official post about this in the FAQ or registration agreement that can be linked to? I glanced over Noodles’ sticky, but didn’t see anything.)
As for boredom- if you’re bored of the SDMB, you have serious problems (I should know). I didn’t see your location, but maybe you can find cheap baseball tickets or something around town.
May I suggest: Completing a workable and testable grand unified theory of everything?
Postal 2 isn’t out yet if I remember so you’d be downloading the demo.
It’s fun to read the Television Without Pity recaps.
Oh, sorry about mentioning the P2P software…
Yes that’s exactly what I meant – download demos! Yes, demos, that’s it.
Or just keep masturbating.
Good cover. 
Step 1 - Take flying pan
Step 2 - Hit head with pan
Step 3 - Go back to to step 2
Oh, and Postal 2 is big steaming pile of poo. Don’t bother.
you could pay my taxes.
Read House Made of Dawn and write me an essay (6-10 pages, if you please) on any theme in it.
And you know, when masturbation’s lost its fun you’re fucking lazy.
Write your congressman. If you don’t have any axes to grind, ask him how his day is going, and what his favorite book is.
Volunteer! Need some ideas?
Donate blood. Call a church and see if they need help with Vacation Bible School. Answer the phone for a help hotline. Take a CPR class. Bake a cake, then visit someone who lives alone and eat it with him or her. Write a letter to a relative.
Or, take a walk. Re-pot your plants. Rearrange the furniture in the living room. Make list of your favorite people, and why. Stretch and do some yoga. Dye your hair.