Howdy guys,
I need to stop being a big whore. I hooked up with some Mexican guy this weekend and a different sort-of-friend guy on Friday night… And then last week I hooked up with somebody, too… Maybe it’s because it’s spring or something.
Anyways, sex is bad and boring and dirty and sinful and makes me have intimacy problems. What I really want is love. Love love love love. There should be a Straight Dope Personals forum or something.
Do a search for “Davebear”. 
Hey Qazzz, how YOU doin?
I’m sooooo living in the wrong country.
Qazz - Why can’t you walk the talk?
wonders if Coldfire, El Marko & Garius are aware that Qazzz is male
Given Qazzz’s posting history, I think he’s okay with that.
doesn’t whether “the slut” has inny bits or outy bits - its the thought that counts…
I thought I taw a pussycat.
Apparently not.
Well, admitting that there is a problem is the first step to recovery…
LMAO…really, that brought tears to my eyes.
Don’t do that. Quiting is for quiters.
How else are dorks like me to get laid without sluts?
Folded baloney slices or raw hot dogs, it’s all just the same meat in different shapes.
Um… Yeah… I’ll just be over there ------->
Ogoling (sp?) the lady dopers.
unclean! unclean!
Sorry, where was I now?
I am, by god, amused.
Would Transvestite Dopers be more pleasing to you?
How straight of me to assume the OP was a woman. In my defense, I offered Davebear’s services, not my own.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I thought he was female also.
Excuse me, I have to go soak my brain in bleach now.
Naw naw I’m all man
A big WHORE of a man
I should really start making money with it
