Ok there is this cute chick in the office with a hard to pronounce first name that starts with an F. We just usually yell out something like fiesta or frescata or something but we are running out of ideas! I want to have more original material! Needs to start with an F probably around 3 syllables the funnier the better
Fiasco
Fabulosity
Phantasmagorical (ok, so it’s ph, but it’s the “f” sound)
Fantasy
Fugedaboudit
Fangoria
Flippancy
Philatalist
Is she Italian? How about Frittata?
Fenestration
Flagella
Funicular
Fusilli
Fumarole
Funchal
Featherstonehaugh (pronounced “Fanshaw”)
fricassee
phrenology
frappé
funnybone
fonebone
flibbertigibbet
flapdoodle
Oh yeah, how about fellatio?
If she’s cute, why not make the effort to, you know…learn how to say her name?
[Jay & Silent Bob]
Foo Foo Kitty Fuck?
[/J&SB]
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Fuckable.
(You did say she was cute…)
Fudgemonkey
Fluffernutter
FlipSaunders
Fahrvergnugen
Fettucini
FistsOfFury
FooFighter
FannyMae
Firefox.
Fairlane.
Ford.
Foolish.
Frippery.
Flounder.
Flimsy.
Flimflam.
Franc.
France.
Fearless.
Fearful.
Fidgety.
Folded.
Flavour.
Fava.
Fnord!
This. Regardless of cuteness.
So you are making fun of someone’s name? That does not sound like a nice thing to do.
Does the woman whose name begins with the letter F like this joke?
Lil Miss Fancyname
Though, it should probably be noted that the days of pulling a girl’s hair and calling her funny names are long gone, and this is now a passe method for communicating interest.