Does anyone make up phony website names in their head, just to see how they sound?
Here is mine: http://www.lickmyface.com (NOT A REAL LINK)
I don’t know why, but it has certain ring to it. It’s not implied as sexual reference though.
this is used to be an actual link:
I personally would have:
but then I’m weird…
Yeah, I do this when I’m bored. I’m sorely disappointed that there isn’t a www.flyingmonkeys.com. On a related note, does anyone ever try websites with their name (real life or username)? Surprisingly, www.<insert my real name here>.com is a pornsite. Now, if my name were Trixie or something like that, I wouldn’t have been so shocked… but my name is so pure sounding. Maybe that website’s a sign of my deep secrets and desires. 
Just maybe…
My friends and I on the call floor do this all the time.
Some of the winners have been:
http://www.bignakedblackman.com
http://www.fatsaggymanbreasts.com
http://www.beanbag.com
http://www.ofmiceandmen.com
http://www.buddhabooty.com
http://www.ageofconsent.com
http://www.troll.com
http://www.bitchslap.com
http://www.smackyourbitchup.com
http://www.bitchbettahhavemymoney.com
http://www.alcoholicfelchmonkey.com
http://www.racklikeamoose.com
http://www.diseasesofrichardpryor.com
http://www.dumbfuckinidiot.com (Any guesses as to where this one will reroute to?)
Now, go to http://www.thankyouforyourconsideration.com
~Santi
Those of us who have used the name Trixie would like to protest your allegation. It’s a fine name, in a great tradition… just 'cause you are too young to remember Trixie Belden…
But, I digress…
The “I’m the Very Model of the Modern Libertarian” thread inspired me to think of http://www.parodistlost.com
I’m in the same situation as Serendipity; my full name is a web site too. But the awesome thing is the guy not only has a domain name named after him, it’s set up for his business and he has email accounts for his employees, so all of his employees have an @[myfullname].com email address. How cool is that! 
also, there’s something called the Student Association of the State University with a chapter at my SUNY school. I told my SASU rep about SASU.com, a web site that more closely represent’s Serendipity’s post: it’s a porn site. With animals.
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This is exactly the reason my hubby and I registered most incarnations of our (and the kid’s) names. You see, our last name is DOLL, so we’re ripe for a porn site.
My first name alone is a site for a radio station with the same call letters. Not so bad.
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And of course, the ever popular wwww.coldylovesyou.com
One of my teachers made a joke that I did my homework at http://www.analretentive.com
I thought I’d actually try that address out, to see what would happen (hoping it would reroute to Martha Stewart or sumthin), but, of course… it was porn.
<sigh>
I have this friend who keeps jokingly referring us to his porn site, which, of course, doesn’t exist: http://www.hotjosh.com.
And when the spirit of conversation moves him, he expands on his site contents:
http://www.hotjosh.com/animals/feathered/
You get the idea. sigh Sick people…
I usually tease one of my friends with things like http://www.farmlove.com or http://www.pigsinbikinis.com
http://www.monkeyspank.net
http://www.monkeyspank.edu
http://www.monkeyspank.gov
http://www.dumbass.org
http://www.gerbilboy.gov
http://www.ineedaclue.edu
Usually quoted after/during a stress-induced rant.
Let me offer my sincerest apologies. I am (relatively) young and naive, and I hope you’ll forgive my off-the-cuff Trixie remark. 
You’re right, it is a fine and noble name. In all fairness, though, when I used http://www.ask.com to find out who Trixie Belden was, one of the resulting links led to “Trixie’s Phonesex Hotline.” For future reference, what’s a good porn (first) name?
Drain Bead and I joke about www.prisonbitches.com for some reason all the time.
While on a computer with some browser problems, in a frustrated state I typed in biteme.com and was QUITE surprised to see it still available.
Yer pal,
Satan
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I appreciate your response 
Trixie Belden was the lead character in a series of books for young girls, in the same vein as Nancy Drew. They are very hard to find, but I remember them fondly - and Trixie is an alias I sometimes use.
As for porn star names, I kinda like Sassy
In economics class, we had to design a product, do marketing research (survey 50 people, etc), a presentation, etc. My group of 3 did a one-time-use video camera.
Our company’s website: http://www.3weasel.com .
The company name pretty accurately described us ;).
Oh yeah, we also faked the surveys…
My younger sister (Hayley) named her two cats Sassy and Lola. I kid my mom that it sounds like a house full of strippers.
http://www.fuckedcompany.com exists. It’s a deadpool for failing internet startups.