What in the hell is that Bitchin’ Kitchen bitch trying to do? What fucked up accent is she trying to imitate? Punkgothcusinette? 10 minutes of her garbled nonsense and I begged my husband to change the channel.
So youz gotta boyfriend butcha dunwanna loook like youz is trying to had. Soz I’m gonna show youz hadda make some bitchin’ French toost, gabbeech?
I was born and raised in The Bronx and Brooklyn and now live in Lawn Guyland. Nobody talks like that. Kill it with fire!