What in the hell is that Bitchin’ Kitchen bitch trying to do? What fucked up accent is she trying to imitate? Punkgothcusinette? 10 minutes of her garbled nonsense and I begged my husband to change the channel.
So youz gotta boyfriend butcha dunwanna loook like youz is trying to had. Soz I’m gonna show youz hadda make some bitchin’ French toost, gabbeech?
I was born and raised in The Bronx and Brooklyn and now live in Lawn Guyland. Nobody talks like that. Kill it with fire!
What she’s doing is a very, very bad imitation of a stereotype of a bunch of New York accents all garbled up with a splattering of what she thinks is a hard rock attitude.
Perhaps she’s trying to do Snooki Cooking and failing miserably.
I thought it’s pretty obvious that everything about that show is totally tongue in cheek or intentionally silly (including her accent). I love the show, personally, though only in limited doses.
The base accent sounds more or less legit from my initial impression, just very pumped up for the show.
She’s actually from Quebec. The Italian accent/pronunciation might have changed in a different way for people there, especially depending on where exactly your heritage was from; for instance, Bostonian Italians laugh at how Chicago Italians pronounce things, in my experience.
Ah, she’s a furriner! So gabeech is the Frenchified English way to speak Italian. She and Giada should get a show together and shout Italian words at each other.
You could cook Snooki to 540 degrees, and there would still be some of her nasty ass bacteria hanging around. Her kind of shit is the kind of shit that just don’t die like it should.