I now have 48000000 Domino's Points. Which entitles me to...

That’s too bad. At forty-eight million & one, you get a free Harrier jet.

Never even heard of it before … so I now demand reverse-retroactive-royalties.

It’s probably a newer thing. Newer, like, in the last two or three years or so.

You caught me. :o

This is true. I have low standard tastes, though, I freely admit. I’m a guy who thinks easy mac is like caviar.
So to me Dominos is damn good, although, to be fair, I think other places (like Pizza Hut, Papa Johns, Little Caesars) are just as good. Dominos only gets my business because it’s the closest and happened to be the one I found ordering online the easiest for.
But anyway, even a pizza* from them a week might be stretching it. I’ve gone more than week without ordering, so I guess it must be a regular amount of orders in a time span. Since the beginning of this year alone I’ve probably had Dominoes at least 10 or 11 times, so that’s got to be close to it.
*or anything, really. They have good sanwiches too…and have you tried an American Legend’s pizza yet? I did for the first time a few weeks ago (it was the free one). Wow! It was much better than their usual fare.

“Behold this creature that walks like a man. It wants ketchup on its hot dog.”

OK, to be fair he does immediately follow up with “if you want ketchup, by all means get it” but that line is just too awesome not to use when the opportunity arises.

If you have black sandals and super-short socks, that’s fine.

I agree with **Cheesesteak **about properly made cheese pizzas. I prefer pizzas with just one or two toppings myself.

No way. Knee-high black socks, sandals, and Bermuda shorts, and those wrap-around sunglasses that go over your regular glasses.

And a metal detector.

“The daughter’s boyfriend is coming over to the house? Good, I’m all ready.”

Regards,
Shodan

When we lived in our last house we were both working bars and staying up late and eating lots of delivery, especially Domino’s. It became my favourite pizza, actually.

This was many years ago now, and we used to get stuff like Christmas cards with coupons inside, and free stuff in the mail, pretty regular.

We moved a few blocks away and our lifestyle changed radically, rarely having pizza. But now we’re getting back into it.

Am especially enjoying “Twofer” Tuesdays, 2 for 1 pizza. 2 medium pizzas with 3 toppings cost $20. So now, I am back on the list and am beginning to get coupons for free stuff in the mail.

It probably doesn’t hurt that we tip well, having spent many years in service ourselves!