You guys are too hard on your toys, you think loons like that are a dozen in a dime bag? Shee-yit. :smack:
:eek:
You accuse him of trolling, but then it seems like here you just want him to spread this behavior into NORMAL threads and shit. This would just totally derail them- I think if you’ve got a problem with him, you should at least encourage him to keep his insanity inside his own threads and not spread it to others and shit, ya know?
So, Snowmaster, let me get this straight: Super Kaplowzer, who starts threads that you aren’t being forced to read, is annoying you because he’s more entertaining than you are?
I wish you boring faceless SDMB groupthink replicants would stop acting like the borg collective. There are tons of nonsensical dumbass threads started by people who don’t talk like they are stoned. Quit foisting your stodgy Columbo/Golden Girls snoozefests on the rest of us, if I may presume to speak for the non-dullards.
I enjoy him. I don’t read all of his posts or threads but when I need a laugh lately I know exactly where to go. I feel like I’m missing something at the end of this post . . .
Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Golden Girls were funny as hell. Ease up on that one. Replace it with Matlock or something.
I wanted to get a horse just to name him Faxmachine. But horses scare me, they’re all big and bitey …
and shit.
Yeah, it’s a shame, but The Straight Dope lost it’s sense of humor a Cecil or two ago. SK will just end up getting banned for not following moderator instructions.
He apparently is now presented with the choice of conforming to what Marley23 and Colibri expect from his posts, or start receiving warnings.
I believe the name is inspired by the Robo-Chibi gardening game.
(and shit)
No, it wasn’t frog shit, but you better believe getting bitchslapped by Miss Piggy is gonna smart…
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Fuck me pink, but I wish I had said this. Its so right its scary.
I say MORE Kapowzler and shit, less anal retards being petty and shit.
And let VCO3 back you bitches.
He’s been back enough times already. 
With apologies to Paul Simon and “Kodachrome”…
*When I look back at all the cites I clicked in GQ
It’s no wonder that I sometimes cannot see.
And though GD contains the politics and religion
I need a break from all that pedantry.
Kapowzler-er-er–
He offers the strangest posts,
'Bout Grommits and marijuana
Ends things with the words, “and shit”!
Wonders if Spock’s a moron,
Entertains me every day–
Mama, don’t take my Kapowzler away!*
I don’t think you are as entertaining as you think you are.
And let’s not forget S-K also has a heart, he’s not just a one trick pony;
That shit is deep.
Maybe it’s because I’m still young, but I like to smile. Laughter is cool too. Not everything in the world has to be intellectually stimulating. I get enough of that shit from professors and bitches. I don’t think Carrot Top is funny, but I don’t demand Youtube stop hosting videos of him.
Why do you hate fun?
Did you like the alliteration? I thought that was a nice touch. 
And Spoons, I think you’ve missed your calling as a lawyer. 
I’m occasionally reminded that there are some stunningly stodgy people here. I like my internet with proper spelling and grammar, but I also like light-hearted silliness, too. Funnily enough, **Super Kapowzler ** actually uses unusually good spelling and grammar for someone who posts like he’s channelling Hunter Thompson - hell, I’d keep him here just for that.
I don’t think I give a shit what you think. :eek:
I just hope you don’t think you’re entertaining – looking through your posts is like reading the phone book. (And not the fancy part with the pictures!)
Well fuck me pink. I wish I had come up with an expression laden with such, err, imagery.