I think this one is pretty funny:
[QUOTE=brazil’s rules of moderation]
Further, if your posts are consistently incoherent, I will ban you. If you feel that my posts are consistently incoherent, you are free to stop reading them.
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Especially since the latter part translates to “don’t bother me if you think I’m being incoherent”.
But OTOH, this one is tested and proven:
[QUOTE=brazil’s rules of moderation]
Rule 1 No strawmen. While debating, you are not allowed to misrepresent what I say. Similarly, I will not misrepresent your position. If you state or imply that my position is different from what I have actually said, I will call on you to ’show me where I said it.’ You must either do so or own up and apologize. Otherwise I will ban you.
Similarly, if you argue against a position which I do not dispute — while pretending to be contradicting me, you are attacking a straw man.
Another form of strawmanning is to interpret my statements in an unreasonable way. For example, if I claim that men are taller than women, it would be unreasonable to interpret this as a claim that every man is taller than every woman. Or if I claim that smoking has been proven to cause lung cancer, I am obviously talking about proof in the scientific sense — not in a mathematical or logical sense. If you interpret my words unreasonably, I will correct you and you will be expected to to continue the discussion using the correct interpretation.
In addition, if I make a claim which is unclear or open to misinterpretation and subsequently clarify my position, you must argue against the clarified position. If I abandon a claim either because I think I was wrong or I am doing so for the sake of argument, you are strawmanning if you continue to argue against that claim.
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Note that there’s no necessity for the misrepresentation to be intentional; or rather, if you wont offer brazil an apology, then it was ipso facto intentional…