Look, I love your guitars. I’d buy more if I had the wallet.
I purchased 2 ball caps and a set of bridge pins online from you. Okay, so that got me on your emailing list. I get that.
Is it necessary for you to send me an average of 3 emails a day trying to sell me something? And why would I want an Ed Sheehan signature guitar? I’ve never heard of him and the guitar is ugly anyway. I thought the flood of email would die down after Exmas, but that doesn’t seem to be the case.
I’ve never pitted anything before. Was that alright?