For being a goddamn hypocrite. Apparently you’re too much of a baby to walk into one of the four music stores in your neighborhood without your mother because some 19-year-old will be condescending towards you, yet you have no trouble being just as rude to me when I make a harmless suggestion. Maybe I missed the part in your essay about how helplessly ignorant you are about musical instruments that references a distinct distaste for the brand I mentioned, or how you only want answers in identical vapid essay form, or maybe you just suck cock. The fact is that no one with half a brain goes online and spends $1000 on a guitar because that’s just plain STUPID, just like walking into a dealership with $15000 and saying ‘give me a car.’
And $1000 is not mid-priced, jackass. Apparently you’re better off with a name-brand instrument that’s set up poorly and sounds like shit, but how the fuck will your ignorant ass be the wiser?