It seems SO the Thing To Do, pitting someone good.
“Hey Dronefarter You Stupid or Just Ugly?*”
“Bananaface, You Ignorant Turd”
- User names completely made up which is pathetic. If I can’t even use real names, how am I going to find the balls to Pit someone??
Something like that.
The problem is, that by the time someone has said something worthy of riling me - calm, controlled me - to the point of Pit-ness, someone else usually has them on a spit, turning slowly. I’m not immune to jump in and land a couple kicks square to the 'nads when someone is down, but I never get there FIRST.
Ok, aside from that one last month about the Bus Kid’s nut job boyfriend*, but what I mean is I want to Pit someone that’s here that says something idiotic and needs a good, solid, no-holds barred Pitting.
*We’re not talkikng about that by the way, OK?
The other, probably bigger problem is that I just seldom get riled up enough to really get Pit-mad at anyone here.
Also, I don’t think I’m clever enough to spout some good, original Pit Jobs. A lot of times, the first reply to a Pit is someone rating it, and I’m not good at rejection or being judged. Then of course, once you start one of those Pits against another user, or heaven forbid, a Mod, someone else jumps in on the opposite side of the argument and next thing I know, I’m in the midst of a shit storm, and confrontation just sucks. I’m such a frigging nancy-boy that way.
So I guess I’ll just resign myself to jumping into the Pit once in a while, eh?