More like a fizzle of mediocrity.
Hmmm…I just read Ron’s other Pit thread. If I had seen that one first, I might not have been my usual sweet self. Didn’t know he had a pattern going. 
I just noticed he hasn’t contributed further to either one of his two pit threads. Likely he’s sitting back and watching us all get in a tizzy.
There’s a word for that, right?
Well, damn. I didn’t see the sign on his cage. Good thing I’m all outta billygoats.
Whimper.
Daniel
Yes, and we’re allowed to use it here. There’s no need to be circumspect; if you think he’s a troll then come right out and call him a troll!
I don’t think he’s a troll; just an idiot.
Yeah, I know…I had taken a 5-year hiatus, and in the interim, that rule got changed. Old habits, and all that.
Well, the two aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive. For my money, he’s both. I’ll even throw in “asshole” at no extra charge.
Jesus, dude. The “suggestion” to get a Seagull came three posts after this exchange:
If you can’t be bothered to read the thread, why should he bother to respond to your crap?
Because he’s Ron Burgundy damn it!
BTW the posts you quoted quite possibly make old Ron the dumbest guest ever. That’s saying a lot.
Stay classy, Ron Burgundy.
Oh man, you think he’s THAT good? I was thinking the burble of a sinking poisoned carp.
We have the early front runner for next year’s contest.
If I was to start a Pit thread about this tiresome overused meme of “Poster X agrees with me - OH MY FUCKING GOD THE END TIMES ARE CLEARLY UPON US!!” (exaggerated slightly for comic effect), it would have a stronger and more worthy premise than whatever the hell Ron is on about.
Well…what the fuck are you waiting for?!?
Somebody to agree with me.
I’m not a sig guy, but if I was…
We can only expire to be whatever it is that you are.
expire?
Ron, with your attitude he’s probably afraid of meeting you in a music store. It’s you. You! You you you you you…YOU!
Who the fuck is this dude and why should I care? 
I am getting tired of moron Newbs coming in here and whining. We should make *starting *a thread in the PIT another thing that can be done *by members only.
*
He’s reentering his cryptic-mode.