Unless you’re into zoophilia, or maybe just into being beaten and rented out by the quarter-hour.
In the Caribbean, cabrón can mean cuckold. That might not be so bad.
My baby…she’s platinum…
Lead, dense and weighs you down
Steel, rusts there on the ground
Tin, will just up and fold
Silver, ain’t worth it’s weight in gold
CHORUS:
My baby she’s platinum
never seen her give a bad one
All the other fellas gettin’ none
That girl is platinum
Pearls, look better with platinum
Diamonds, better with platinum
Rubies, better with platinum
I’m dripping in platinum
She is the nexus
her moves perfectious
in laws in Texas
Gulf stream and Lexus
She’s ultra polished,
she likes it kinda rough
What she do with those handcuffs
ain’t none of your bismuth!!
CHORUS:
My girl she’s platinum
all the other fellas gettin’ none
Home runs I’m battin’ em’
my lady she’s platinum
Pearls, look better with platinum
Diamonds, better with platinum
Rubies, better with platinum
I’m dipped in platinum
CHORUS
My baby she’s platinum
never seen her give a bad one
All the other fellas gettin’ none
That girl is platinum
My baby she’s platinum
My drawers she’s fattin’ em’
Home runs I’m battin’ em’
my lady she’s platinum
Ain’t nothing better than sex with a miner. Sometimes they let me wear their hat with the little light sometimes.
I guess it would help you to see what you’re doing down there.
I hear that they drill until they strike pay dirt.
Helloooo. . .Hellooo. . .Hellooo. . .Helloo
I once dated methane gas on Uranus.
I tried Silicon dating, felt too plastic.