There’s no use for it considering that after one or two half lives, it claims that the stuff you’re measuring is older than the age of the Earth. It’s totally junk science: if scientists can’t even get basic facts about the age of the Earth right, what can you believe them about?
And don’t even get me started on the huge chunk of carbon material needed to “accurately” date something. It’s a liberal socialist plot to destroy our previous material culture and replace it with the “new man”, how very Khmer Rouge of them.
And have you ever even tried to date carbon? I once asked out an inanimate carbon rod out for drinks and, being Christian, a hot monkey marriage proposal, but the frigid, lifeless bitch wouldn’t even reply to me!
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The more you know!
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Pfft! I dated Radon! Or tried. Totally uninterested in a relationship until its atomic number goes up and it’s like a whole different element. And if you hang around while it’s going through this, you get burned. They call it a gas, but it’s mostly a pain.
