I pit DrDeth

Relative to size they are pretty damn beefy for a felid. One of the other little wild cats like an oncilla or a kodkod would be a little bit harder to separate (although you absolutely can) from some weird domestic hybrid.

Not relevant to anything but what is up with the Americas and its obsession with myriad little spotted cats :smiley:? It’s like coral snakes and their mimics - countless variations on the same general theme.

Considering the number of posters who said they couldn’t see the ocelot in the thread under discussion, it’s apparently an effective camouflage strategy. Why mess with what works?

That’s because that particular photo was very dark.

Has he explained how to titillate an ocelot?

My, my, he certainly does turn out to have a lot of convenient friends, doesn’t he, just when they might be useful in an argument - Gygax, this nameless WSP schlub … oh, excuse me, senior schlub …

Perhaps he thinks that all experts apply the same level of thought to their areas of expertise as he does to his.

The Washington State Patrol was making their rounds
So he fired off a post, just to flag 'em down
A little birdy moderator grabbed his ban stick and said
“Why’d you do it?”

That’s the night that the lights went out in Dopetown
That’s the night that they banned an innocent man
Well, don’t trust your soul to no backwood rules lawyer
'Cause the mods in the town got bloodstains on their hands

You oscillate their tit enuf.

What’s this? Something DrDeth found in a fortune cookie?

:wink:

I believe that’s a quote from Time Bandits.

ETA: on looking it up, I see he got it slightly wrong.

https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/offensive-fortune-cookies/

I want to see you change your title from “Curator of Critters” to “Identifier of Ocelots.”

I want to see DrDeth change their title to “Misidentifier of a Ocelot”

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read something in a thread, often related to politics or current events, and thought “that’s really disturbing if true”, looked up, seen his name, and relaxed.

or I Saw Lots of Ocelots

I like it!

Didn’t he claim to have a friend conveniently somewhere in San Francisco’s political scene or was that someone else?

Oh yeah. After repeatedly failing to provide any type of proof for his assertion that Kamala Harris wants to take everyone’s guns away, his “friend” conveniently told him she said so.

After years… nay, decades!.. of silently-nursed irritation, seeing this thread title in my list each time I log into SDMB warms the cockles of my heart.

Was it DrDeth who thought SNL’s portrayal of the Trump brothers, Eric and Don Jr., was making fun of the learning disabled?