I Pit Dumbasses in SUVs who don't know how to drive

[enipla]

@Merijeek

Really?

What I know is that there is a huge difference between going over some tracks at 65mph, 20mph, and crawling across like you’re toting nitroglycerinem and sleeping babies.

Interestingly enough my Accord can do all three of them. The tracks aren’t that bad…

-Joe

BWWWHAAAAAHAAAAAAA. ALL SUV drivers tote nitroglycerin and sleeping babies. This is our secret.

[HMS_Irruncible]

@duffer

I realize you’re from Atlanta and by default so much better than us small town idjits.

Sweet Christ, this is just wrong on so many levels.

[Seven]

@John Carter of Mars

‘96 Chevy S-10 truck, 5-speed, 30 mpg. Just turned 190k on it. But if you wanna tangle bumpers, I’ve got some heavy iron in the form of a Ford tractor. It’s good for playin’ chicken and stuff.

Tractor chicken? No thanks. I only play chicken on Zamboni’s

[John_Carter_of_Mars]

@Metacom

Blue or red?

Blue!